Michael Cohen's House testimony

I don’t really understand American politics, nor do I understand the significance of Cohen, his legal troubles, or how any of this relates to bad news for your President. But I did see this, quite, pathetic plea. It was very moving; I didn’t know someone who’s associated with Trump could be sincere.

It looks like we’re getting ready to reconvene.

I stopped watching at the start of the last break, have they not resumed yet?

I agree. Nice clip. I don’t usually watch YouTube, but that was worth it

There was a vote on the House floor they adjourned for, to reconvene 30 minutes after. That was close to two hours ago. Cummings and Cohen are back in the chamber, so I think we’re about to get started again.

I was reading Cohen’s prepared statement – several times he refers to Trump’s “TV lawyer”. Who is he talking about?

And we’re back!

Giuliani, I assume

I assumed it was Giuliani, whose only job appears to be to go on TV and defend Trump (badly).

Cummings has whacked the gavel …

Everybody who works for the Trump administration protects Mr. Trump. Presumably to the best of their ability. Which means if the nation puts its boot on your neck, you grovel and say whatever it takes to make yourself more credible, so you can live to defend Trump another day. That’s really cold, especially for me, but this guy went to work for Trump, and decided every day for 10 years that working for Mr. Trump was a great idea, brilliant career move, and the best use of his time. The ONLY reason you know about Mr. Cohen right now is because he got caught. Scientists have worked out that there is exactly 0% chance, had he never been caught, Mr. Cohen would have had a spontaneous moment of clarity one morning and said to himself, “Hey, what am I doing?” and legitimized his practice. He’s a viper. Best use for him is to squeeze the last venom from his fangs, and throw him into the same hole his coconspirators end up in. God may forgive him his part, but we can’t afford to.

Wieselberg and Don Jr. are Executives 1 and 2.

Cohen cannot confirm whether SDNY is investigating the Trumps for financial fraud.

Cohen doesn’t know whether Trump’s taxes were really under audit.

Cohen says Trump was afraid he’d be audited if he published his returns, and therefore he probably wasn’t under audit.

Meadows is now reading tweets into the record.

Oh, man, that was powerful. Reminds me of the new book, Everything Trump Touches Dies.

Cohen is a sleazeball but at least he was a sleazeball within relatively normal parameters, until he met Trump. Now he’s a disbarred lawyer who is going to prison. The corrupting influence Trump had on him is now being inflicted on the whole country.

AOC is up!

How do the people who are asserting that Cohen is lying because “he’s mad that he didn’t get a position in the White House” think this is how he’s going to get himself into the White House?

Is it going to be a slow burn like Ollie North, 30 years later?

Something something book deal, apparently.