It’s got somebody’s tongue.
So - given all the ways this could go wrong as discussed in this thread, what could Douglas possibly been thinking by sharing it? Could it be he wasn’t thinking and it came out? Bragging about being a stud - given his role as Liberace, proving that he’s a “sexual dude” A misguided intent to provide a PSA? I just don’t get it.
In general, sex with CZJ will cause cancer?
Catherine Zeta-Jones recently came out saying she has been battling mental illness. So she is crazy and her hoohoo gives you head cancer. What a catch!
Ahem.
Well, Welsh actresses in general. So if you’re ever on the set of Doctor Who, keep it in your mouth with the she-extras.
Nothing was said about not sticking your tongue in the crazy.
Considering that HPV also causes anal and penile cancer, I’m pretty sure his “I totally got it from eating pussy!” statement is a way to brush off concerns that his portrayal of Liberace was anything other than a role.
Time for SNL to resurrect a Christopher Walken character for a PSA.
“Is it true that he was very valiant at Gettysburg?”
“Oh yes. Many men are in the hospital or the graveyard due to the dangers brought about by Colonel Angus.”
He died doing what he licked.
It sure felt like he was saying ‘I know I’m getting all kinds of praise for playing a gay guy in a movie, but I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW I’M EXTREMELY NOT GAY!’ Which would be pretty stupid.
I know, I did a double take on that. “Without getting too specific, I’m going to get horrifyingly, embarrassingly specific. And then some.”
Okay, between this, and Ferret Herder’s comments about anal cancer (ferret, anal…I’m dyin’ here…;)), at least I can feel better - I’m not the only person getting that vibe…just: yuk.
Guys, you only get the hoo hah cancer if you do a counter clockwise twist at end. Clockwise and its totally safe. That’s what my friend little Billy told me in the 7th grade.
I think the message for men is that if you avoid women and gay men you’ll be okay. Something tells me he may be onto something here.
Straight men doing each other does make for about 4 or 160 of my favorite movies.
Well, no system is perfect. He an actor, not a Medical doctor for Pete’s sake. Cunt the man some slack!
I’ve always likened it to the ripe, fresh aroma of fish rotting on a summer beach, myself.
Dude, you need to get better onions then. Try the local farmers market.
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