Michael Ellis, please remove the stick from your ass.

In this, you seem how feel the need to shit on Parkerz thread because you saw her use a abbreviation. Do such things make you feel better about yourself? Do they validate you? They had absoulutely no fucking relevance to the OP in slightest. You choose to pick out the sole mistake in the OP(well, it was actually in the title), and insult her for it.

Your comments:

And your hate somehow made it necessary to post about it?

I demand that we begin a specific society dedicated to Michael Ellis and other grammar/spelling nazis. It will be called the Mighty Marching Mistakes society. Our duty? To hunt down all mistakes made by grammar/spelling nazis, be it grammatical, spelling or factual in nature, and rub it in their faces, making sure to bring it up as long as that thread is being posted to.

What do all you spelling/grammar nazis get out of this? A feeling of superiority, of power? Can you give any reasons why doing this is valid? ITz nawt LIEK we spek liek thiz, dESZpite wat U might sai.

In the entirety of the thread, Parkerz made two spelling mistakes, one of them she even aweknowledges as incorrect. And yet she is called an idiot. Michael Ellis, fuck off until you stop posting such inane bullshit.

“ppl” is obnoxious.

And Michael Ellis is “aweknowledgerific” for pointing that out. U rock!

TRIL*

(*This Rant Is Lame)

Oh piffle, he wasn’t so harsh as to warrant a pitting. “ppl” and similar abbreviations are annoying at least and impede understanding at worst. And switch to decaf. Really.

I think the post by Michael Ellis shows that he’s the one much more in need of decaf.

Ppl, ppl! Let’s just all calm dwn.

OMG, LOL, u pit him??!?! Y?! 4 “ppl = annoying”?!?

In honor of the Society for Michael Ellis’s Grammar Maintenance Association (SMEGMA), here you go:

My, I feel empowered. Humiliation and public censure to the grammatically- and punctuationally-challenged!

Meh. It was a stupid OP. Stupid OPs get stupid responses.

Aslan2, please be careful to preview your OPs before submitting them. DDG stressed this in your first attempt to Pit me. You may wish to go back and review her excellent advice. I’m not going to rag on you, but poorly written work complaining about a grammar nazi pegs everybody’s Frink-o-Matic irony meter.

Preview like a motherfucker.

Oedipus

“Frink-o-Matic irony meter.”

I purposely didn’t bother to correct any spelling mistakes. I was waiting for someone to claim some sort of superiority at my mistakes, which is what usually happens with rants of ths sort. I didn’t have to wait that long. You notice that most of the mistakes didn’t really interfere with the point I was trying to get across, just like the mistake Parkerz made.

Fuck off.

Miller, Miller, Miller… do you just hover around the forum, waiting for someone to be pitted, just so you can trot out your “stupid OP” line? I swear I’ve seen you say the same thing or a variant thereof a few times.

Or is it just me? Ya vulture. :wink:

(I’m just busting on you, really.)

Don’t fuck with Miller. The dude is cool. :wink:


Some Asshole stole my sig!

<Steve Irwin voice>
Miller: “Crikey, a stupid OP! With one of those around, we’re sure to see it’s mate, the stupid reply! Now watch carefully as I…”
<stv>

“… jam my thumb up its butthole?” :smiley:

Michael Ellis is cool, and “ppl” IS annoying. So there.

YRIL*

(Your Response Is Lame*)

(**Very Lame)

Screw you guys, I’m going home.

IMO, Dijon Warlock slammed him harder for his “ppl” comment in the original thread better than any new Pit thread possibly could have.