Oh cut it out, or I’ll report you for reporting to us that you’re reporting him for reporting you. 
This entire thread and all posts within are inane.
**You’ve all been…
REPORTED!!!
REPEATEDLY!!!**
[sub]Extra exclamation marks created specially for Sailor[/sub]
Well fuck, that fucking sucks, doesn’t it. Fuck.
REPORTED!
Oh if only somebody would.
Isn’t the character of Aslan from the Narnia books supposed to be a Christ allegory?
I’m trying to picture the big JC telling Pontius Pilate to “fuck off”, and that he’s been officially reported to Rome.
And on behalf of the staff, I’d like to thank you for the best chuckle of the day.
Carry on, ppl.
MELTDOWN! MELTDOWN! MELTDOWN!
REPORTED!
But this is Aslan2, the second coming of Aslan, aka JC.
Jesus is back and he’s pissed.
Fucking fuck, Coldfuckingfire, can’t any fucking one get posts fucking removed from their own fucking thread just because they don’t fucking like the fucking posts ?
The still fucking can’t? Good to fucking hear.
Fuckin-A:
Two points to Aslan, for starting the thread and for staying.
Four points to Miller, one for posting, three for geing a great guy.
Five points for Coldie, plus one point for each time he showed it to any other mod.
Six for Michael, for impetusing.
Finally, Seven for Tars, one for each post minus one for using a wide angle annoyance, rather than the laser-like button-pushing of the truly great pit denizens.
I thought maybe it was Aslan’s defective clone.
But what do I know? I’m just a lame elitist jerkoff.
Um, Aslan, are you okay for real? No matter how difficult the board may get at times, nothing is worth getting this upset over. If you’d like someone to talk to, my email is in my profile, and I’m pretty much always available these days. Take care of yourself.
[movie voice over guy]
He was man from humble beginnings. They thought they could stop him. They were wrong. Now hes back from the dead, and ths time its PERSONAL.
[/movie voice over guy]
Aslan2: Electric Boogaloo
Aslan, dude, you seriously reported a post in this thread to a moderator?
They won’t be too happy about it, I don’t think. I’ve heard that function should only be used when you suspect a (real) troll, or when some grave offense has been committed that you think a moderator needs to address ASAP.
It probably shouldn’t be used to report posts that merely annoy you. No grave offense has been committed here.
Unsolicited advice? Step away from the computer for a bit. You’re behaving out of character, IMO. Normally you’re a poster I enjoy, but you’re taking this thread – and the one that spawned it – WAY too seriously. Nobody is out to get you, even if you feel like you can’t get no respect. It was good-natured – even affectionate – razzing, until you sort of blew up on us.
Don’t crash and burn. You’re an interesting poster. Maybe you’ll feel differently about all this tomorrow.
REPORTED! 
REPORTED!
RETORTED!
You know, I’ll bet Christianity would get a new recruits by the shitloads if the book of Revelations was renamed “Jesus 2: Electric Boogaloo.”
Any ministers or priests reading this can feel free to use my idea without giving me credit, I don’t mind. I’m just happy to make a difference. Or help Atreyu make a difference, either one.