Michael Jackson back at Neverland ranch... in ghost form.

Link to article. Irrefutable video footage that proves Michael’s back as a specter. What does he want? Has GhostMichael[sup]TM[/sup] returned to record Thriller vol. II, or is he here to impregnate some hapless female with his ghost child? All I know is Casper better not get too friendly with GhostMichael[sup]TM[/sup].

Yeah, no possible way that could be a shadow from someone walking outside a bedroom window. :dubious:

I’m watching this nonsense on CNN right now. I guess they’re running out of things to say about MJ. Don’t ghosts haunt the places where they die?

Where’s that guy who chimes in on how stupid it is for people to obsess over Michael Jacksons death, instead of important stuff like North Korea, world hunger, and war? He may have something there.

Fiddlesticks, if it was MJs ghost that shadow would had moonwalked across the room.

Not necessarily. Ghosts also haunt places that they have a connection to, whether they died there or not.

No doubt. But if the ghost thing holds any traction expect a special on FOX about MJ’s haunted Neverland come Halloween. :stuck_out_tongue:

So we can expect sightings of MJ’s ghost at boys’ summer camps, juvenile halls, group homes, and lockerrooms?

How can anyone believe he would return to Neverland? That’s preposterous. Actually, he’s currently inhabiting a tree stump in Stockton.

Ooh, lovely :smiley: I’m only surprised it took such a short time. I thought it was more traditional to wait a while (well, a week or two at most) and then appear (or not) working in a burger or pizza shop somewhere.

Or, of course, work in a British chip shop, but that might only work when you think about Kirsty MacColl, or more fun-ishly, Pterry, Sir Terence David John Pratchett. Think “Soul Music”.:slight_smile:

Stockton is the home of a Michael Jackson woody!

Clearly, that isn’t MJ’s ghost; it’s definitely black.

Shit… this is going to be even worse than Elvis sightings, isn’t it?

Or, to be more specific, each individual ghost haunts the places that the person who made up that particular ghost says it haunts.

I’m looking at the picture of the stump, and I don’t see a darned thing, let alone a recognizable face. (My brother says maybe it’s that the stump is dark on the inside and white on the outside).

I saw that video. You can clearly see the continuation of the shadow across the floor and off to the left. It is obviously a staff member or crewmember walking past lights they have setup for the next shoot location. The light is too bright and directed not be some sort of camera lighting.

[ghostly voice] Whoooooooo’s Got my Golden Nose? [/Ghostly Voice]

Employees at Neverland report seeing a gaunt, pale, disfigured creature gliding uncannily across the floor while uttering unearthly shrieks. And then Michael Jackson died.

Remember the country song, think it was HW Deuce,
a guy hitching a ride

Why worry about a damn ghost; I fully expect him to resurrect in a day or so.

Depending on public demand, MJ might be making his first comeback in Iowa. If you want to see him, you can vote here.

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