No, that ebbtide’s a zombie troll.
At least it’s not in the Liechtensteinian way.
What on earth are you feeding your cat???
Observational theories, looks like.
It all makes perfect sense: Elvis really is alive, Paul McCartney really is dead, and Micheal Jackson is really a bricklayer from Paterson, New Jersey named Leon Kompowski.
Or maybe it doesn’t.
There was at least 50 MJs out in Hollywood tonight. Where in the hell is my rip-off “Beat It” jacket??
Is this some kind of record for fastest conspiracy theory ever?
Though, in MJ’s case, he’s probably less undead than merely recycled.
Forum rules prevent an honest answer.
I guess I just want to know what the OP did to edit this post. Did you go back in after the fact to remove the paragraph breaks and all-around rationality, or was it somehow worse before?
I think you’re Michael Jackson. Prove me wrong.
No, people were already speculating that he wasn’t really dead in the original MJ death threads. Although “maybe it’s a publicity stunt !” is more rational than the OP.
That’s about as honest as it get’s. This subject wasn’t easy to keep alive(excuse the pun).
Give me your address and I’ll send you a sample of my left butt cheek for you to study. That ought to be enough evidence for you.
Michael Jackson probably is dead,but there’s a small possibility that he’s alive. People have faked there own deaths in the past(usually for insurance reasons). In Michael’s case he would do it to escape the massive horde of media fed mutants that used to be his fans. Whether he’s dead or just playing dead,who knows? In either situation, it was the public that killed Michael Jackson. All their jokes and accusations gave the man a heart attack. I’m lookin in the man in the mirror, I’ve already changed his ways. I suggest you do the same(if you haven’t already). My heart goes out to his family.
Could be anyone’s left butt cheek.
Michael and Elvis are on Planet X somewhere in space…
Let’s see, he announces he’s going to do a farewell tour and then dies at fifty from a heart attack. Fox News and the LA Times stretch the situation out for ten hours while the public media mutants eat up their stories and click ads. I’d say there’s definitely a publicity stunt going on and it’s possible everything I said is true(possible, but not probable). I’s not irrational to observe the possibility that he may have run away from us. It would be irrational not to.
Could be your left butt cheeck…hee…heeee
Big propblem with the theory: there’s a dead body undergoing an autopsy at the LA County Coroner’s office today. If he faked his own death, he’s on the run for the murder of a Michael Jackson impersonator.
Well, that could be any straight-haired, bleached skin, 5’9" tall, 100-pound, African American, with extensive plastic surgery, now couldn’t it?