Newsflash!!

Michael Jackson is still dead.

This according to every news broadcaster on TV.

But what about Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

What I want to know is if Elvis is really dead, any rumors lately of somebody having seen him walking around?

Tell me about it. I usually get up and rewind my Tivo to skim through the Today Show. I skimmed about all of it today. About 90% MJ. Al Sharpton was the leadoff. :frowning:

Anyone seen Mr. Mojo Risin’ lately?

Update for 07/02/2009.

He’s still dead. In other news, Bubbles The Chimp heard of Michael’s death and went totally bananas.

Eh, what’s that? Michael Jackson, you say? Dead, you say?

Bugger.