Michael Jackson is still dead.
This according to every news broadcaster on TV.
But what about Generalissimo Francisco Franco?
What I want to know is if Elvis is really dead, any rumors lately of somebody having seen him walking around?
Tell me about it. I usually get up and rewind my Tivo to skim through the Today Show. I skimmed about all of it today. About 90% MJ. Al Sharpton was the leadoff. 
Anyone seen Mr. Mojo Risin’ lately?
Update for 07/02/2009.
He’s still dead. In other news, Bubbles The Chimp heard of Michael’s death and went totally bananas.
Eh, what’s that? Michael Jackson, you say? Dead, you say?
Bugger.