Macaulay Culkin . . . NOT dead.

[panache45]

Macaulay Culkin is alive and well.

[Mahaloth]

I expect you to keep updating that hourly until he dies.

[MEBuckner]

What about Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

[running_coach]

@MEBuckner

What about Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

He’s not doing as well as Abe Vigoda.

[robert_columbia]

@MEBuckner

What about Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

Still dead, I’m afraid.

[Eutychus]

@panache45

Macaulay Culkin is alive and well.

They must have confused him with his career.

[kayaker]

@panache45

Macaulay Culkin is alive and well.

You say that like it’s a good thing.

[Suburban_Plankton]

@robert_columbia

Still dead, I’m afraid.

Sorry, I’m a bit hard of hearing…what did you say?

[Happy_Lendervedder]

@Suburban_Plankton

Sorry, I’m a bit hard of hearing…what did you say?

A public service.