My prediction: someday, he’s going to have boatloads more plastic surgery to try and look like he might have looked if he hadn’t had any plastic surgery to begin with.
:shudder: I couldn’t even look at that picture for long - it was just too scary! What the hell is wrong with that man?
Honestly, do you think he even knows what he looks like? I mean, he presumably has access to photos of himself as a kid, and the rest of us can see the difference. I have a feeling it’s gone beyond anyone’s control at this point, and he just can’t admit it in public.
I got up from my desk and had to walk off the nausea.
I just noticed that his eyes are following me…AHHHHH!
:eek:
::runs out of the room screaming::
I used to have a massive crush on Michael Jackson–he was soooo cute.
Now he scares the heck out of me. Michael–come back to us!
He looks like he’s wearing some sort of Halloween mask. A Really Scary Halloween Mask.
Unfortunatly we can’t ask him to take it off.
This is what happens when you feed them after midnight.
(I showed the pic to my co-worker who said, “Is he wearing a mask?” How do you answer that?)
What’s that skin disease he claims to have? The one he says made his skin loose pigment? Maybe it’s causing his nose to sink into his head, too.
God, that slide show beagledave posted is facinating. Billie Jean Michael WAS fairly attractive.
You know, after staring at it for a while, it DOES look like he has some kind of rubber mask. It looks like a flesh-colored peel of Freeman’s mask, in that it covers everything but your eyes and right under the nose. I think that facial hair is fake, too.
There is a parallel thread in Cafe Society titled “Michael’s on fire”. I noted in that threadhow Michael looks just like the main female character in “Planet Of The Apes”.
There’s a guy in my family who’s a pretty famous photographer. He took some pics of Michael when he was in his lock of hair down the face thing. He later told us that the reason that was there was because at that time the bottom of his nostrils were not attached to his face :eek:. He said that Michael’s people therefore were very, very careful about when, where, and how he was photographed. Our speculation was that regular cosmetic surgeons refused to reduce his nose any further so he got someone unscrupulous who botched the job.