I love how in the Fox news article, one of his illnesses is “laziness.”
I need a doctor, stat!
I always thought that attraction to teenagers was ephebophilia, not pedophilia.
Jesus, Soon-Yi is 38? I knew all that Soon-Yi stuff happened a while ago, but I had no idea she was pushing 40 now. Doesn’t a 20 year relationship with her kind of invalidate all of the pedophilia talk?
Well, just consider, as is fitting and proper at a time like this, what a . . . rich, full life he has already lived.
There are other ways to describe it, but nobody can say that one doesn’t fit.
As a guy, I find it impossible to judge Woody Allen harshly. :o
Damn, now you’ve got me thinking about the Michael Jackson Christmas Requiem Special . . . directed by David Lynch . . .
Say what you will about Michael, he can’t be the weirdest person in the world. The weirdest person in the world is probably somebody you never heard of, even if he lives in your neighborhood, because nobody much likes to talk about him even for ill. That weird. Michael is weird, rich, and famous. When you’re rich and famous, (1) you have opportunities to be weird ordinary people don’t have (I’ll never have the Elephant Man’s bones in my foyer! :() and (2) if you are weird, people really, really notice.
Why was Diana Ross pulled over for DUI?
You’d drink, too, if you looked like Michael Jackson.
According to this, Michael is not only denying the rumors, he’s preparing for a world tour!
(For some reason, it does not mention that he will be touring with the Super Adventure Club. 
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Poor Michael, it’s a little late for world tours. It’s time you think about building a small retirement theater in Branson. You can reunite the whole family for an afternoon floor show.
Freekalette beat you to it with the original source of that story.
From that same article:
Okay, if your spokesperson is named Tohme Tohme, are you allowed to question sources?
Even Boutros Boutros-Ghali doesn’t take someone named Tohme Tohme seriously.
I see what you did there.
Tell it to Sirhan Sirhan.
We’ll have to wait and see…but I have said in the past that when MJ dies all of the shit will come out. We’ll probably learn a lot about the sordid details of his life then.
i don’t hate Jacko…but i think he is a crazy sonava*****. We may find out if I was right.
I heard some Vegas hotel has been trying to get him to be a permanent fixture.