“When you’re cold and lonely
And feeling a little sick
Snuggle up nice and warmly
And play with your little dick” from The Vicar of Dibley
Save me a seat in hell.
If we can use non-Jackson songs, Shel Silverstein’s sequel to “A Boy Named Sue” would be an obvious choice:
Yeah, he cooks and sews and cleans up the place.
He cuts my hair and shaves my face.
And irons my shirts better than a daughter could do.
And on the nights that I can’t score,
Well, I can’t tell you anymore.
Sure is a joy to have a boy named Sue.
Although perhaps the “on the nights that I can’t score” part would have to be redacted in Jackson’s case…
I had to do a “creative editing” project for my radio production class. Suffice it to say, I did it on Michael Jackson. It got a 96 and a comment to the effect that I’m demented. 
It’s also up for a departmental award.
I can’t figure out how to upload it so I can link to it, but if anyone wants a copy, e-mail me at robincartwright at yahoo dot com and I’ll send it to you.
Robin
No, “Come Together”.
Ha! I just made that quip last night!
[sub]Actually, I made it up yonks ago – like back in the '80s. I guess Great Minds think alike, eh? 
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Why he’d sing this, of course.
(Warning-flash cartoon)
Thanks for all the suggestions, guys! 
The song I was really thinking about was Man In the Mirror . I could just see him standing up and and saying “I’m gonna make a change, Your Honor” Then he would sing this song with the music, and everyone in the jury would start dancing in the asile and then the jury would declare him not guilty.
The sad thing is that I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually does do one of his songs.
Thank Og I had finished my swig of coffee when I read that!
How about a cover of Madonna’s This used to be my playground?
PT
I’d pay real money to watch him cover Aqualung.