My God! It’s all so clear now: The Jackson 5 - Redux. And, playing the role of Joe…
Well, Zappa hired Pamela Des Barres (you know, “I’m With the Band”) as Dweezil and Moon’s nanny, back when they were his only two kids. She would party all night, stumble in at six, and flop down in “her” room just in time for the children to come in and plead with her to make their breakfast. 
Yeah, I figured the tiger is in his zoo.
The man owns a frigging amusement park/zoo. I think that’s where the tiger is.
I think the reason he likes E.T. so much is because E.T. is so much better looking than he is.
At least ET still has a nose.
Apropos of absolutely nothing in this entire thread, I just wanted to say that I want to meet Duck Duck Goose solely to thank her for the word “fucktard”.
It’s beautiful. I even teared up a bit.
Frankly i wish he’d crawl back under the rock he came out from. He must have been filming a new thriller video staring himself again perhaps named “Baby Thriller Killer”. My dog is whiter than he’ll ever be. He’s a disgrace to Motown which made him famous and to people of his natural former race. IT must be contagious - look at his sisters. Mr. Turdfuck Jackson.
He does have some disease where on loses mellanin (sp?).
So being white is a good thing which is unattainable to Mr. Jackson?
Call my cynical but how do we know if that isn’t just a cover story for some grand scheme? He did have a cleft chin added some time ago. Seems a bit too coincidental for him to have a disease which makes him appear white and have that particular facial feature added.
Hey, would Dr. Dean Adell lie?
With all the shit that goes on in the world these days, I cannot, CANNOT, believe that this shit makes headlines for 3 days straight. Who gives a rat’s ass about Michael Jackson! We still have a threat of war hanging over us, and some of us have draft-age children. The economy is weak, and layoffs are happening every day. We face an ongoing threat of terrorism. Michael Jackson? For all I care, he can throw his fucking kids in a lake and jump in after them.
BTW, I understand that the folks over in Germany, where he pulled his antics, shrug about the whole thing. What is it with our obsession about what other people do with their children?? What does any of what MJ does have to do with you and me, and what relevance does it have to our lives? Nothing I hate more than phony moral outrage. The whole media and the saps who are being stirred up by their sensationalism need to get a fucking life.
You’re welcome, Ginger, but I can’t take credit for coining it, I think that honor goes to some unnamed Pit genius.
The Herald-Sun headline I linked to says, “A sad, mad, lonely dad”. I don’t see the phrase “King of the Freaks” in the article anywhere.
I’m rubber, you’re glue,
Bounce off me and stick to you.
Nyah. 
BTW, here’s an even better picture of MJ and his two kids, all three of them wearing veils.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2498855.stm
And, really strange website, all the news that fits, about His Michael-ness.
http://www.neverland-valley.com/neverland-valley/news/news-main.htm
Goose, some of those do sorta look like Jack Nicholson’s Joker,
Geez, looks like a family of bee keepers.
The following comes from DDG’s second link, which is to Popies’ Neverland page. Am I just a fuckfoon or does this grammer leave you stunned as well?
"Popstar Michael Jackson arrived at Tuesday noon as well as his three children in Berlin. After an intermediate stop in Frankfurt/Main it landed on the airport Berlin Tempelhof.
Berlin has again a megastar in the city: Michael Jackson arrived in the German capital, where he is to receive the “Bambi” on Thursday for his life’s work.
The “King of Pop” rushed in a darkened sedan over the back door in the Hotel Adlon, accompanied from innumerable further vehicles.
The fans enduring in front of the luxury lodging had at least for the time being a checking.
With “Michael” calls they requested the superstar to show up. The 44 year old musician, who is to live in the Presidental Suite, is accompanied after data of the “Bambi” organizers by his three children.
He has theoretically much time, in order to stroll by Berlin: The largest German medium price is only assigned on Thursday evening.
Before Jackson wants to, however, already participate on Wednesday in the prominent auction “A Tribute To Bambi”, with which prominent ones make auction articles available for a good purpose. Jackson donated a hat carried by himself and a jacket."
Was this just fed into a web translator to yield German to English garble?
Check out this photo of him receiving his “Bambi” award:
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20021122/D7NF13101.html
I find it interesting that he’s about 19 shades paler that the white guy he’s standing next to.
Woah!
I clicked on Casper’s “Full Image” link and it made my browser crash. There is a God.
Are you suggesting they flush the tiger down the toilet? I feel like there’s got to be a reason people don’t usually do that…
And I freaking LOVE the title of this thread.
I was suggesting that lots of stupid people get dumb pets.
…what does it mean, “fucktard”?
Fucking retard.
Kinda like how “asshat” implies that a person’s dumb actions prove their cranium exists solely to provide shade for their buttock.