Michael Jackson

I can’t believe this isn’t being discussed more (or at all) on these boards, but what the hell is up with Michael Jackson?? Did anyone watch his CBS special last week? It was an absolute train wreck!

And why isn’t anyone talking about what this guy has done to his face - or the fact that he can no longer sing or dance! I soooo don’t mean this in a racist way (and since he’s no longer black, I don’t think this can be), but the guy looks like he’s wearing one of those masks from “The Planet of the Apes!”

But what was going on up on stage wasn’t the scariest thing on that special - it was the people in the audience! Who were all these people screaming and yelling?

Is everyone under some sort of magic spell?

This is easily answered; we simply do not care.

A friend’s daughte was sooo proud that her daddy had been in the same whisky tasting jury as Michael Jackson and she was sooo disapponted when she found out that daddy was talking about someone else. :smiley:

Yeah. I’ll admit I watched it. Mostly just because I wanted to see how rediculous it was. The thing that mostly struck me was that it was supposed to be a reunion of the Jackson 5, but really it turned out to be a “Lets glorify Michael Jackson” special.

…and yes, his face is getting pretty scary.

???

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I soooo don’t mean this in a racist way (and since he’s no longer black, I don’t think this can be), but the guy looks like he’s wearing one of those masks from “The Planet of the Apes!”

???

It’s called Apeism. Duh.

Getting pretty scary? He’s basically deformed. He looks like a muppet. A fucked up muppet. What kind of surgeon would DO that to someone’s face?

How exactly does one change one’s skin color without makeup anyway? I keep hearing people say he had it “bleached” but it can’t just be a matter of taking a Clorox bath.

What a nut bucket!

-L

Did anyone besides me see his Halloween special on VH1, or MTV, or whatever it was? THAT was scary, and not because it was a Halloween story. It has Michael Jackson prancing around with little kids all over. He’s touching them, dancing with them, etc…I’m suprised that he allowed hiself to do this, with his controversal past and all.
And I agree about the face, that’s actually the scariest part. I swear that he gets more plastic surgey by the day. Personally, I could care less about his skin color. Whether it be disease, or some medical procedure, I don’t care. But his face is just too…too…girly! The soft checkbones, upturned nose, thin lips. Even his voice gets higher and higher pitched! Egads!

One that like’s Wacko’s money.:wink:

Seeing as that this doctor has mucked up his face, would that not be in violation of the Hippocratic Oath? (On some level?)

Actually he has a skin disease that makes him seem to get paler.

That special was scary. From Macaulay Culkin, to Liza Minelli, to Liz Taylor, it was a disaster all around. And I wish they’d played “I Want You Back” for more than thirty seconds. Jackson 5 reunion indeed.

Okay, what’s the disease?

-L

I was listening to Stern the other morning and they played a clip of Mike being interviewed.

The interviewer asked him where he got his inspiration. Mike said, (god I love this) for one of his songs, he climbed a tree and while up there saw two children and he thought of them as pure innocence (Or something like that.) and wrote a song with that in mind. Whatever.

Stern went on to ask, Where is Michael Jackson climbing trees where he would have two kids coming and playing? Imagine them being your two kids playing in the trees, you go to get them and there is good old Mike eyeing them from the tree tops.

What a freak.

leukoderma
Partial or total loss of skin pigmentation, often occurring in patches. Also called vitiligo.

Yes, but vitiligo causes total loss of pigmentation in splotches, particularly on the face and hands. Even white people lose all pigmentation – it’s like becoming partially albino.

Cosmetic treatment for vitiligo involves makeup carefully applied to match normal skin color. M. Jackson applies makeup much lighter than his normal skin color – but not as light as the pigmentless splotches. He may have vitiligo, but he’s using it as an excuse to wear makeup that makes him look white.

Let’s face it, he’s morphing into a white woman. No stranger than the tiger guy in San Diego or the leopard guy in Scotland. But creepy, just the same.

Favorite M.J. joke:

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and George W. Bush?

A: George W. Bush is the leader of the free world, and Michael Jackson is a pedophile that likes having sex with little boys.

-Tcat

To me, he is starting to look awfully like Odo.

My Dad’s theory (and neither he nor I claim it’s a good theory) is that MJ hates his dad so much he wants to be as different from him as possible. Thus the transformation into a white woman.

It’s not the albino-like complexion,
It’s not the just a little too perfect eyebrows
It’s not the crotch-grabbing,accusations of pedophilia or the clothes…
the freakiest thing about Michael Jackson is his nose.

Oh My God, what is that thing? WTF???

A normal nose should be roughly triangular in shape and have rounded nares that appear to be functional. When you look at MJ’s, there is no tip just a couple of slits. I wonder how he is even able to breath with that thing. It is weird-looking, disturbing and just plain wrong on so many levels.

My favorite MJ joke:

Did you hear Jacko went shopping at Wal-mart?

Yeah, little boys’ pants were half off.