Michael Palin for Veep

He’s smart, he’s got good looks, he’s traveled all over the world, and he has, uh . . . executive experience. There’s the small matter of nationality, but it can probably be worked out.

I’m sure he’d beat Joe Biden in a dance-off.

Seconded.

I say Irma Vep for veep. I mean, she’s probably as qualified as Sarah Palin, and she didn’t name her sons Track and Trig.

Michael Palin has been implicated in serious human rights abuses, as shown in the following documentary footage.

Also I believe that while we’re on the subject of human rights M.P. was a member of an extremist religious persecution organisation that subjected suspected heretics to such cruel and unusual punishments as the COMFY CHAIR!!!
He would think nothing of making his(Often elderly and vulnerable) victims endure this with added torture involving soft cushions and a NICE HOT CUP OF TEA!!!
Virtually always when nobody expected it.
How can you even consider this monster in human form as a potential POTUS/

Yeah, and John Cleese can be the Secretary of Silly Walks!

I never wanted to be Vice President of the United States.

I wanted to be . . .

A lion tamer!

It’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? Going from actor to vice-president in one go. You don’t think it might be better if he worked his way toward the vice-presidency, say, via banking?

But this clearly shows he would fit in perfectly with any Republican administration.

Or chartered accountancy.

I giggle every time I see her name. Here’s to Palin! Oh wait…

The official campaign is already underfoot!

Michael Palin also has extensive experience in homeland security.

I think this shows a perfect fit into the republican fold

Wasn’t he in the Judean People’s Front? That might come back to haunt him.

fuck off, they were the Peoples Front of Judea

But wouldn’t you need someone to explain to you EXACTLY what a lion tamer does every day?

I didn’t come here to be insulted :mad:

The important thing is, he’s stood in the one spot in Alaska where you can see Russia. Really. So clearly he’s got international relations down cold.