Michele Bachmann strikes again

[gonzomax]

@Captain_Carrot

And that poll was ridiculous.

No it was right on but short a few.

1. 42 % of the American public do not know your middle name determines your politics forever.
2. 38 % do not know Rev. Wright lives in the white house and it determining the course of our country.
3. 92 % do not know that a guy who was a weatherman 40 years ago cannot change and everyone who was on any board with him are also weatherman. Their names should be listed on the front pages and identified as enemies of the state.
4. 48 % do not know that Limbaugh and Fox are just defending the world from a commie/democratic takeover.

[Captain_Lance_Murdoch]

Now Bachmann is introducing legislation to keep the dollar the currency of the United States. I guess our “foreign correspondent” has found a plot by our “nefarious enemies” to replace our currency. It figures the liberal media is ignoring Obama’s effort to eliminate the dollar.

[Captain_Carrot]

@t-bonham@scc.net

No, I disagree. She didn’t get reelected “fairly easily” – she won by less than 3%, even though she was the incumbent and had more money to spend than her challenger. The spoiler was the independent candidate, who pulled 10% of the vote.

I stand corrected. I thought it was more like 47-42.

@Shodan

You failed the test too, eh?

What are you talking about? What test? This is a push poll, pure and simple.

[elucidator]

Which is why you failed. You’re not pure, you’re not simple. Do try and keep up, Cap’n.

[descamisado]

@detop

If I understand correctly what you’re saying is that she’s part of the Abscess of Evil ?

AskNott said it, I only corrected the spelling.

[Rhythmdvl]

@5-4-Fighting

AskNott said it, I only corrected the spelling.

And 'Luci’s dentist explained the weird sounds.

[ElvisL1ves]

@Captain_Lance_Murdoch

I guess our “foreign correspondent” has found a plot by our “nefarious enemies” to replace our currency.

What, the Amero?

She knows better than to vote to fund the completion of the NAFTA Highway too, I’m sure.

[kaylasdad99]

@NurseCarmen

Why oh why are so many female batshit righties so fuckable?

“Don’t fuck the crazy.” is just too good a sentence to not exist. If there weren’t some of them who were fuckable, there would be no linguo-ecological niche for that sentence to exist in.

[Gangster_Octopus]

@Captain_Lance_Murdoch

Now Bachmann is introducing legislation to keep the dollar the currency of the United States. I guess our “foreign correspondent” has found a plot by our “nefarious enemies” to replace our currency. It figures the liberal media is ignoring Obama’s effort to eliminate the dollar.

She boggles the mind.

[elucidator]

@kaylasdad99

“Don’t fuck the crazy.” is just too good a sentence to not exist. If there weren’t some of them who were fuckable, there would be no linguo-ecological niche for that sentence to exist in.

Gee, thanks one *hell *of a lot, guy! Advancing me ever closer to a condition of “celibate by popular demand”.

OK, I’m nuts. **Rand Rover **is sane. I rest my case.

[NurseCarmen]

Oh I know she is crazy, and my member would burn like 1,000 suns. But If I didn’t have to listen to them talk, and I’d never have to see tham again? Throw me in a tub of oil with Bachman, Malkin, and maybe even a side of Ingraham, even though I don’t usually like blondes.

But then again, Like luci said. It’s spring. I’d just about fuck a stump around now.

[kaylasdad99]

I wouldn’t worry too much about it, luci. The second most notable property of that sentence (after its utter greatness) is the frequency with which it is ignored. I’m sure that the cumulative allure of sixty-something, balding, hairy-backed and doughy is providing you with all the trim you can handle.

[Kalhoun]

@NurseCarmen

Oh I know she is crazy, and my member would burn like 1,000 suns. But If I didn’t have to listen to them talk, and I’d never have to see tham again? Throw me in a tub of oil with Bachman, Malkin, and maybe even a side of Ingraham, even though I don’t usually like blondes.

But then again, Like luci said. It’s spring. I’d just about fuck a stump around now.

The question is, would you fuck a blonde with a stump?

[C3]

I wish the Republicans would come up with some attractive men, so that those of use who are so inclined could muse about whether or not we’d like to fuck them.

[elucidator]

@Kalhoun

The question is, would you fuck a blonde with a stump?

Right leg, or left? Met one with a glass eye once, and…well, this is a family board…

[ElvisL1ves]

@kaylasdad99

“Don’t fuck the crazy.” is just too good a sentence to not exist.

Never play poker with a man named “Doc.”
Never eat in a place called “Mom’s.”
And never go to bed with a woman whose problems are worse than yours.

That close enough?

[jayjay]

@elucidator

Right leg, or left? Met one with a glass eye once, and…well, this is a family board…

Did I ever tell you about the time I was at one of Sandy Duncan’s cabaret performances? I really caught her eye.
She made me give it back, though…

[kaylasdad99]

Heh. The ocularist who made my wife’s first two or three prostheses told us that Sandy Duncan didn’t have a prosthetic eye. We had been told that he made it for her, and asked him about it. That was when he told us that it was an urban legend.

He did make prostheses for Peter Falk, though.

How did the conversation get here?

[jayjay]

@kaylasdad99

Heh. The ocularist who made my wife’s first two or three prostheses told us that Sandy Duncan didn’t have a prosthetic eye. We had been told that he made it for her, and asked him about it. That was when he told us that it was an urban legend.

He did make prostheses for Peter Falk, though.

How did the conversation get here?

Blame 'luci.

[descamisado]

@C3

I wish the Republicans would come up with some attractive men, so that those of use who are so inclined could muse about whether or not we’d like to fuck them.

I’m glad I’m a Democrat, 'cause I’d totally do Harold Ford, Jr.