Michelle

I know she said “No.”, I heard her say it. Beseech, implore, rinse, repeat. Not saying it always works, just saying it works better than waiting. Now, for myself, I am a democratic egalitarian, I am suspicious of “leaders”, favoring the wisdom of collective compromise. But these are the times that fry men’s souls.

Darth Twitterrhea will go totally ape-shit. Groovy. “But it will unify his base!” Even better, let them paint their butts blue and start carrying signs about how they hate Michelle! Double dog dare 'em! She can go on Ellen, bench press a Ford. “Well, they’ll lie about her!” Sure, got something anyone will believe?

We can’t afford to simply win, the Forces of Darkness are too deeply entrenched. Gotta crush. Rend, staple, mutilate. They ain’t that good at doing shit, they are fucking geniuses at stopping it.

Its time to seize the bull by the tail and face the situation, break the glass, this is the emergency. If we can get her to “Maybe”, America will do the rest!

This is a stupid fantasy. She’s not able to get on the ballot at this point in any case.

Of course it’s a fantasy. Michelle Bachmann wouldn’t stand a chance against Trump in any primary.

elucidator, these are words that go together well, but alas, little more.

There’s no chance of this. There’s not going to be some savior – it’s going to be one of the candidates currently in the race. Pick one, donate, volunteer, and vote.

He means Michelle Trachtenberg…and she’s too young. Barely.

I was thinking M. Obama. He really needs to be clearer.

The ballot”? I’m pretty sure they’re still “holding the presses” on the ballot(s) for November.

A Michelle candidacy makes sense only in the context of a hopelessly-split Convention and the D Party coming to its senses. The former eventuality may have increasing probability, but I’d rank the latter as very unlikely.
In the fantasy, I think she might get very broad support from Ds, especially if she promises to bring First Hubby along when trouble is brewing in the Situation Room. In the General Election, I’m not so confident. Are there many Trumpists eager to jump off their tree and vote for her, the complete opposite in so many ways of the racist Buffoon-in-Chief?

But imagine her against Maxine Waters in the general.

Here’s what should be done, but won’t be because Democrats are weak: A rumor should start that she’s gonna run. Celebs and news programs should talk about it. Have a few polls done that include her name. She should hold a generic, non-specific press conference, where she declines to talk about whether or not she’s gonna run and instead hints at exciting news she’ll have for everyone “just around the corner; in a few weeks time” and then shut up and let Trump and his minions start spewing shit.

After they’ve damaged themselves, she can announce a new children’s book or a movie or some other project that is “rah-rah America”-ish innocuous and pretend to ignore all the speculation.

Because what America needs now is more nepotism.

?? Confused much?
The idea would be essentially to give, in effect, one of the best and most respected Americans of this century — Barack H. Obama — a third term. A work-around for the two-term limit.

Before crying that that would be “fudging the rules,” relax and take a long deep breath. Then tell us: Has the Party of Greed and Hatred been fudging any rules?

Yeah, that would bother me. If sordid nepotism was what it took to sweep the swamp swine out of power, maybe I could live with that. Be kinda tough, but I might be able to handle that.

No no no. He means Michelle Williams.

No; the idea should be to inflame Trump and his minions so they say more and more stupid and indefensible things.

Right, because that’s what we want - for the first female President of the United States to be a figurehead for her husband. Women have to be shown their place, amirite?

Maybe unnamed sources in the Bloomberg camp can float her as a VP pick.

That’s what Biden would be. Biden’s lack of support is a repudiation of B. Obama.

What qualifications does she have to be president?

35 years old
Natural born citizen

I think she passes.