“It’s not a cookie, it’s a chocolate delivery system.”
Mrblue92
“Every once in a while, I feel this bump against my butt. I think its the dogs.”
Persephone
“I’m sorry, that was me. Let me know if you start having nose-in-the-crotch problems.”
thinksnow
“A glow in the dark slug. An important addition to anyone’s home.”
wring
“So is that bread available to eat?”
Medea’s Child to BunnyGirl
“No, it’s the traditional decorative loaf.”
Jordan200
“It’s not a sweatshirt, it’s a security blanket with pockets.”
Medea’s Child
“What is this ‘pen’ of which you speak? What kind of connection do you have?”
Juniper200
“Oh come on. Who am I rude to besides you?”
Xploder to Persephone
“Oh yeah, btw…Hi, I’m Eric, I shave!”
thinksnow to a non-doper
“I get really…well, I get more talkative…”
BunnyGirl
“He wasn’t raped - he was just really annoyed…”
Strainger on the edited TV version of Deliverance
“Are you going wussy, or are you going hot?”
wring
“Jordan loves me!”
Juniper200 on New Kids On The Block
“You know you have a party when ya have 50 feet of nylon rope.”
Strainger
“Does parachute cord count?”
Xploder
“I have more energy than skill.”
BunnyGirl
“I like grape pucker. It reminds me of Dimetapp, and that’s a comforting childhood memory.”
Juniper200
“Vodkalicious!”
Juniper200
“Mommy! I need some whiskey!”
Juniper200
“It’s like the Hallelujah chorus played on a kazoo.”
Juniper200
“If Karen Carpeneter had eaten Mama Cass’ ham sandwich, everything would be fine now.”
Juniper200
“If ‘land shark’ had happened 20 years later, it would have been a movie.”
Juniper200
“Do people play slide the…oh god…”
Juniper200
“No Everclear? I’m disapointed!”
Juniper200
“Y’all be noisy and like it!”
Strainger to Medea’s Child
“I have friends in low places.”
wring
“Prostitutes are entrepeneurs and I respect anyone with their own business.”
Juniper200
“My hand is tired, I’ve been working on Juniper for an hour…”
thinksnow on Persephone’s constant writing of Juniper’s witticisms
“[beer]…defender of the weak, friend to children.”
Juniper200
“I don’t throw up…much.”
Medea’s Child
“I’m not drunk, I’m just an idiot.”
Juniper200
“If you get sick from drinking cough syrup, what do you take?”
thinksnow
“I am NOT a floozy…”
Persephone
“I am so lying.”
Persephone
“I’m just saying there’s nothing wrong with putting shrimp in the bottom of his sleeping bag.”
said by Juniper200 when Uncle Beer went to post
“In case you don’t like the CD, just keep in mind that she rules.”
Strainger
“It’s funny because it’s not you.”
thinksnow speaking about bad things happening to other people
“Bunny does the dog’s ass dance on the floor”
good question as it REALLY says:
“Bunny does the “dog’s ass on floor” dance.”
“It’s somebody’s fantasy, whichever way we go.”
BunnyGirl
“I thought you only drank from scretops.”
BunnyGirl to Persephone
“Can’t sleep…clowns will eat me…”
Juniper200
“I used to wax my underarms, but then I realized that was stupid.”
Juniper200
“Bananahammock - a dick cozy.”
wring?
“Boxers, schmocksers. We wanna see your dick!”
Persephone to thinksnow
“I don’t care if ya drain it, spray it with lysol and fill it with Evian, it’s STILL toilet water.”
thinksnow
“I should hand this off while I spray myself.”
Crank As An Old Man
“Don’t tug the slug.”
thinksnow?
“Was that your hand or your cup?”
BunnyGirl to thinksnow
“You don’t mind if I lick your ball do you?”
Cranky to Strainger
“I had to see his ball.”
Cranky to BunnyGirl
“gnyar nyar nyar nyarr”
Persephone and her dinosaur
“She has a fish on her head.”
Persephone regarding Cranky
“I had to put it somewhere.”
Cranky in response
“Medea’s Child is quiet, but the shark speaks volumes…”
Juniper200
"“Sweet hemorrhaging fuck!”
Juniper200
“You haven’t eaten your venison burgers yet?”
Persephone to BunnyGirl after BG practically begged for them to be cooked
[note: she never did eat them.]
“I have too much glucose.”
BunnyGirl
“If we have to toss ya into UncleBeer’s den of iniquity, we will.”
Persephone to UncleBeer
“It’s not a den, it’s a study.”
UncleBeer
“I think this would be better if those things were on fire.”
UncleBeer on the dopers playing bocce
[note: the next page was somehow skipped and subsequently labeled thus:]
THIS PAGE LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK. IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHY, WELL…I’D TELL YOU, BUT THEN I’D HAVE TO KILL YOU.
Bocce Interruptus:
“We found a little bitty frog…awwwww…”
Bocce Ballers
various and sundry jokes involving bocce balls, followed by jokes about balls in Guinness cans…
“The water…the water falling from the sky…it confuses me…”
Strainger when the rain started
“I’m made of candy and sweetness.”
thinksnow
“What was it you said in that thread”
Persephone
“I don’t know, but I’m sure it was brilliant.”
Cranky
“I’m not cookied or something.”
Juniper200
“Of course not. You haven’t been drinking enough.”
BunnyGirl
“She blew and there was an exchange of bodily fluids.”
Xploder speaking about Persephone (not what you think…perv)
“Hell Mrs. Buttersworth. How 'bout I spread my syrup on your pancakes?”
Strainger channeling the anthropomorphic hot sauce bottle
“Just spread 'em and blow.”
thinksnow as BunnyGirl teaches him to inflate a whoopie cushion
Mrs. Xploder displays tattoos much to everyone’s surprise…
The Massaging Chain
“It’s not an orgy, it’s a group grope.”
Persephone
order of participants:
Juniper200
thinksnow
BunnyGirl
Strainger
Persephone
Mrblue92
Medea’s Child
“Okay, turn around.”
BunnyGirl trying to change the order of the massage chain
“The hell I will!”
Juniper expressing displeasure
“Strainger is rock-solid. Oh my! This is a good thing…”
Persephone’s observation of Strainger
“You know what the secret is? Just do on the other person what you know feels good on you.”
thinksnow
“The party has ground to a halt as everyone (but me) gets a massage. What’s wrong with this picture?”
Cranky
“There I was, on my back on the mattress behind the Taco Bell.”
Cranky
“Do it again! I wanna see your flesh burn!”
Persephone to UncleBeer
“It’s fairly idiot-proof - not that you’re and idiot…”
Cranky helping Strainger use her digital camera
“Those wacky Germans!”
Juniper200
"George is my friend!
Mr. Shadowfox
“When your prostate itches, that’s a baaad thing…”
UncleBeer
“It was at this moment that we knew the Dopefets had gone bad…”
Juniper after UncleBeer’s prostate remark
“Dance, newbie, dance!”
Juniper200
“I knew a guy who spent $175 on a blowjob.”
Mr. Shadowfox
“Bunny popped his cherry! Bunny popped his cherry!”
Persephone
“We’ll be having no choking tonight.”
BunnyGirl
I also have to acknowledge the lovely BunnyGirl for falling dead on her ass and giving everyone a crotch shot 
Xploder
