How about using exactly eight words? Personally, I’d rather use the added constraint.
See next post.
You call this sex? I’ll pet the dog!
Fuckig elitist college pimple; “silver preferred” colon drench!
no, I’m not “angry at god” you retard…:rolleyes:
Eight words exactly? Geez, that’s gonna be hard…
Fuck you and your stupid arbitrary posting “challenges”.
Don’t. Talk. When. Chewing. Or I’ll kill you.
(Dedicated to my boss… been a looooong day)
Short rants suck!
Dubya: Illegitimate crackhead retard.
Only used half. Can I redeem the unused four words for cash prizes? 
Oh, blow it out your big fucking ass!
My head wants to explode. Sinusitus sucks ass.
Walmart 32 check-out lanes, 3 fucking lanes open!
If you can’t <b>drive</b>, park!
“Artifacts!”
–Seethruart
“Circumcision!”
–JDT
“Jews!”
–Willy
“Assholes.”
–Fenris
Lauren: Do your fucking work! Stupid Essays.
One two three four nine awww mother fucker!
Fucking new music. I’m sick of it all.
Goddamn IRS, has me by the short hairs.
:mad: :o :rolleyes: 
, :wally
Underpants.