Rush is a band!
Minnie Mouse is a fuzzy jealous bitch!
[sub]There’s a reason behind this. Really.[/sub]
Need a couch. Don’t want to buy one.
I didn’t get the internship I wanted. Bah.
My whole life is shot to hell. Fuck.
the girl i like doesn’t fucking like me.
my disgusting skin
forever yearning to be
pulchritudinous
I thought it was Microants, which really makes no sense when you think about it.
Stick your foot up your own arse, boss.
It could be worse…
“…the girl i like doesn’t like fucking me…”
Sorry, it had to be done.
Fucking microrants!
Irritating, assuming
they must be haiku.
Bitch! Cercaria
Stole my damn felching thunder
Perspicaciously
Life expensive. Need money. Job sucks. Head hurts.
(Tranquilis, I read it as “The girl I like doesn’t like fucking like me”. Didn’t make sense at all. I blame the headache that is making my liquefied brain leak out of my ears.)
Damnit, parrot!
Can’t have scratchies/attention ALL evening!
[bird’s response:]
Cluck cluck cluck Murphy love you! Cluck bark!
FAT FUCK ROOMMATE! SNORING IS CURABLE! TAKE HINT!
Eat shit and die painfully, Allan “Bud” Selig.
I hate you, you big asshole Doper named
(sorry, ran out)
GET OFF MY CASE ABOUT MY LIFE, MOM!!!
“Shit, motherfucker! I want my fucking money, motherfucker!”
TheRyan is poo
Incredible density
Mental wanking fool
…DAMN!!! I can’t do it in eight words…
Shit!!! I copied jr8, can’t even be original!