Microrants -- a challenge

OG NO LIKE TOPIC! OG SMASH!

Curse you, ElwoodCuse! You beat me to OG!

Boring thread concept
Has become transmogrified
Into poetry.

Eight-word haiku, a new art form? Argh!

Don’t you fucknuckles know anything about project management?

Haiku epithet:
Motherfucking cocksucker!
(Hey – Pit rules apply.) :slight_smile:

Post-nasal drip. Wife didn’t sleep, either. :mad:

Oh, no. It would make perfect sense, even if it is nine words. It’d be a rant about a girlfriend that didn’t have the same level of saxual desire as her boyfriend (instant cause for angst).

Goddamn concerts make you wait around too much!

ExLax good. ExLax and sleeping pills bad. Fuck.