So a friend asked me my opinion in a drunken arguement he had with a friend: Could he, (aged late twenties with a semi athletic build) be physically able to kick the midget who plays Mini- Me in Austin Powers five feet? Assuming Mini-me is on his hands and knees, I think it could be done given a running start. The argument is that a 50 pound medicine ball could not be kicked that far, but a)Midgets arn’t as compact as a medicine ball, and b)five feet is not that far. Obviously we don’t condone midget kicking so we can’t try this one at home. Any thoughts?
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…Which makes me wonder why you would spend so much time thinking about it. In light of the whole “raising the tone of the board” thing, I’m not even sure how appropriate this is for General Questions. I wouldn’t be surprised if the mods kick you five feet. :rolleyes:
To paraphrase a mod, "you got the best minds in the universe and all you can come up with is “midget kicking?”
Just ask for them to lock the thread. You had a brain fart or something.
Hmm, let’s change this to a 50 lb. bag. I don’t think you could do it with a kick…maybe a lift. Imaging kicking a bowling ball 5 feet with a running start. Ain’t gonna happen and they’re only (max) 16 pounds. Now if you put your foot under it and lift it…maybe, just maybe.
I think the 50 lb. bag is as close to a General Answer as is likely to occur here.