Just got back from getting my hair cut over lunch. Round this time of year they put out a nice little bar, so I had a tasty glass of Merlot. Terry’s not ready for me yet, so I glance over at the mags.
Hey, whaddya know. There’s a Playboy. I remember hearing Tia Carrera was recently in - there she is! And …
Nothing! Yeah, Tia is as beautiful nekkid as I always knew she’d be. But, I wasn’t interested. Just another airbrushed beautiful naked girl striking that standard Playby poses. Ho-hum. Wonder who the interview is with?
Wait a minute! Who is ths person passing up an opportunity to ogle naked women? Is this is the same guy who, a short 3 decades ago, used to look forward to getting haircuts so he could steal Playboys and Penthouses from the barbershop. (What a genius - I’d walk in with a newspaper, just happen to look at a magazine with the paper open on my lap, then fold the paper when it was time for my cut, and just happen to forget the mag was inside my paper when I left. I thought I was so clever. now I realize the barbers and other customers must have gotten a kick out of it.)
Now, here I am, not even interested in the rag? I feel disappointed in myself just for nostalgia’s sake.
Man, I hope this isn’t a progressive condition. Don’t get me wrong. I still enjoyed chatting up Terry (who happens to be beautiful and moonlights as a Hooters girl.) And I fully intend to ravish my unsuspecting wife when I get home.
But I somehow feel as tho I let the home team down…
The Tia spread didn’t really grab my attention either, Dinsdale. But did you see the one last month or the month before with Kristy Swanson (a.k.a. The original Buffy)?
::Swoon:: Those pictures were so beautiful I wanted to be her and do her simultaneously, and I don’t even swing that way!
“Disappointment is finding out for the first time that you can’t do it the second time, real disappointment is finding out for the second time that you can’t do it the first time.”
-Reverend Billy C. Wirtz
Eh, no big deal. You’re just finding out that there’s more to life. I’m still in my 20s, and I’m almost dissillusioned myself. How much scarier is that?
All I have to say is you had BETTER ravish your wife when you get home or you WILL have let the team down. If you don’t, truly it is time to cut it off and throw it in the freezer.
Eh.
I found the Tia Carrere layout. I have to say it did little for me. She’s still stunning… but the pictures were a bit over-produced and you can barely discern who is in them.
I’d chalk up your problem to disappointment rather than impotence. Go ahead and fetch your willy from the freezer.