Mike Hunt

Band name!

Private Parts
Major Wood

Ivor B. Gunn

Stu Pidasel

Don’t forget his sister Eileen.

Actual Customers:

Mona Lott

Nobie Hine

I went through school with a girl named Sandra Beech. Yes, she went by Sandy.

Jenna Tull

I knew a Richard Head.

Honor Black
Gay Barr
I. P. Daly
Peter Guzzinia
Anita Hanjob
Lotta Krap
Anna Lingus
Janet Uppisass
Ava Gina
Olga Fokyrceff

(All in Homeroom 309 at C. Estes Kefauver High School, 1964)

“You rotten like punk! If I ever find out who you are, I’m going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!”

This thread combined to make a nice little consecutive thread title gag:

Prince William to marry Mike Hunt

And two Bond favorites:

Pussy Galore

Holly Goodhead

Another Michael Hunt was a linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. He was injury-prone; as high-schoolers at that time, we found it very amusing to point out that “Mike Hunt hurts.”

Jack Hoffman

For our Japanese readers:

満国際

Paddy O’Furniture

I have that magazine!

When I was in college in the 1980’s, the CO of the ROTC was named Richard Head.
His military rank? Major.

True story.

Ana Lingus

Michael Fitzpatrick
Patrick Fitzmichael