Mike Hunt

Sofonda Peters or Sofonda Cox
Rae Jean Hardin

I talked to a customer once whose first name was Annis.

Ah yes, the homosexual couple.

Colonel Ingus.

Gunnar Hartenfast.

Naughtius Maximus
Sillius Soddus
Biggus Dickus

Legit:

Sue Hiscock

Anita Dick, 1979 graduate of JF Kennedy Elementary School in Oilton, OK

Babb Dick

Dick Face

Richard Diver

Richard Head

Bob E. Pin

Just remembered: I once knew a girl named Anita Goodman. Don’t know if she ever found one.

解らないでした。[spoiler] I didn’t get it.[/spoiler]

解らないでした→解りませんでした

* まんこくさい

解っただよ。でも解らないでしたは正しいですね。

Missed the edit window. To the Moderator, consider me self-admonished for using Japanese in my post without the requisite English translation. Apologies.

I knew the following real people:

Richard Hare (actually went by “Dick”)
Rita Story

My sister went to Bible camp with Anita Dick. She never got why my sister got a big giggle out of her name.

(Understandably so, Dick is a popular Mennonite last name, and the Mennonites aren’t known for their ribald sense of humour (think “Amish with electricity”). While I’ve never heard of one personally, I’ll bet anything there’s at least one Dick Friesen out there (punchline to the joke “What was the Mennonite flasher called?”, as southern Manitoba (Mennonite country) can get mighty cold in winter)

I used to live with a Peter Dick, but he wasn’t Mennonite. He was Jewish Canadian.

Oliver Klozhoff

Everard Dick.

The three-testicled Russian: Ujanika Bolokov

The Serbian prostitute: Ripjanikasov Onjabacjabic

Well let’s have it, bub. foot taps

Ha! I went to high school with Sandy Banks.

Pat McGroine

Buster Cherry

Dick Smoker
Peter Wacker

And someone from real life: Joy Knob