Mike Tyson is all grown up (and out) now!

I wouldn’t want either one getting in a clean head shot on me. Fat or not.

i think he needs more fog… it has slimming properties.

IME, it’s not the “active” part, but not knowing how to adjust your diet for your new activity level. When I have a very physical job, I was chomping down on about 2,100 calories a day and was as thin as a whip. Then when I was sidelined with an injury, I started chunking out because I hadn’t modified my diet to meet my lesser calorie demands.

Damn, that was hard to sort out! You get into a habit of eating X and it’s hard to figure out how to make dinner Y. It was like learning how to cook all over again.

I actually said out loud “Holy fuck!” when I opened that pic, not being prepared for just how much of a fat fucker he’s become. Truly truly truly distressing to see.

I can’t wait to see Michael Phelps at 50.

May I suggest you cut down on eating cellular technology. It goes straight to the thighs.

Yeah I know he’s gained some weight, but the overuse of the word fat seems a little much. looks at self and it kinda hurts.

looks at picture again and remembers Mike from his boxing days
looks at self and remembers being fit in my wrestling days

nevermind, he and I are both fat bastards, and after the crap he’s spewed, he deserves to be called as such. I on the other hand just can’t stop eating crap, so it’s deserved here as well.

Welcome to the Fat Bastard Club Mike, pull up a chair, have a cake or two.

If he creates an account I will personally tell him he needs another inch added to his pants.

I originally meant inseam length… but another couple inches in the waist would be good too.

That’s Mike Tyson? I thought he was white. Hmm…I wonder who I’m thinking of.

Upon preview: My google-fu tells me that I was confusing Hulk Hogan and Mike Tyson. Also, google images provides photos of babies dressed as both wrestlers.

Wait, Hulk Hogan is white? I thought he was green.

Ah, nope, I’m thinking of Ben Hogan.

He puts the heavy in heavyweight champ.

Its really sad. He was one hell of a boxer.

I’ll bet he’s still as slim as a dolphin (and swims like one) at that age