Whoa! He’s a fattie!
Is he living in a van down by the river?
Damn. I didn’t know ears were so fattening.
He looks like an accountant… that wants to sacrifice your firstborn to Molech.
And his cat’s died.
I dare you to call him that to his face.
Fatty! Fatty! Fat! Fat!
Somewhere I read an article that said that it’s hard for former athletes to keep the weight off, because they are no longer as active. (On the other hand, the article said, those of us who were less athletic when we were younger tend to find it easier to keep fit.)
It seems to run in the family.
Regards,
Shodan
Yeah, I thought they had about the same amount of calories as cauliflower.
Oh! I though maybe he had come “out”.
Is it just me, or does he look exactly like George Foreman now?
Somehow, the Mike Tyson Grill[sup]®[/sup] with Ear Tenderizing Technology[sup]TM[/sup] doesn’t sound like a “must have” Christmas present this or any year, though.
He’s obviously not a Doper. If he was he’d know that those pleated pants just don’t do a thing for him.
Don’t forget, he eats children as well, and the current obesity epidemic means those children are full of more saturated fat than ever.
That photo doesn’t look quite right to me, though. His face and neck don’t look fat enough. I would expect a person that wide to have a prominent double chin.
I know we all succumb to gravity and time eventually, but still? That was THE Baddest Man On The Planet at one point in history. Ageing can be ever so humbling. 
I think it’s the horizontal stripes behind him that are just making him *look *fat.
No, on second thought, he’s a fattie!
[John Amos]
Bookman!
[/John Amos]
Damn…I was gonna say that. 