Mike Tyson to be put out to stud...literally

Guess they won’t be hiring any lepers. It says “Men can keep all tips”.

Let’s hope Lorena Bobbitt isn’t a customer.

Sirrah, I laughed immoderately at this sally, disclosing my lamentable want of good breeding thereby.

I got nothing.
Wow, those were some spooky guys riding by just now on those four horses…

I think Miss Fleiss misunderstands …

It’s every man’s fear that Mike Tyson will go for their girlfriend … hence the popularity of rape alarms. :rolleyes:

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According to breakingnews.iol.ie, she [Fleiss] explained, “I told him, ‘You’re going to be my big stallion.’ It’s every man’s fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson.”

Going by his history with women, I’d fear that he would beat her up and throw her through a window.

What a minute. I have a serious question, funny thread notwithstanding.

Hadn’t this man been convicted of RAPE? And served time for it? What the fuck kind of background checks are they doing on their employees if a notorious rapist is their star stud?

Seriously, I’m all for making prostitution legal, but if I ever visit a stud farm, it’s going to be one with a bit more stringent standards than this!

Despite the overwhelming consensus of this thread, I confidently predict some women will schedule vacations to Nevada just to get near Tyson’s boxing glove of love.

Same if it were OJ.

Celebrity. There’s nothing like it.

Sadly enough, there are probably some women who would find the rape conviction to be a turn on. An air of danger is attractive to some people. Look at the groupie phenomenon that springs up around serial killers.

I think it was a smart business move for Heidi. Even though he is just one guy, he can serve the needs of celebrity, interracial, violence, and pedophile (let Mikie tell you about his day at school) fetishists all in one day.

Let’s hope Lorena Bobbitt is a customer.

Seeing as how the Nevada legislators never conceived of male prostitutes when they wrote the law I don’t think it ever occured to them that it might be necessary to ban sex offenders from sex work. How did Heidi get around the requirement that registered prostitutes “submit weekly cervical specimens” to health inspectors :confused: ? And to anti-discrimination laws apply to brothels? Could they be sued for refusing to provide service to men? Only serving female clients sounds like a stupid business decision to me. And if a female client gets pregnant (condom failure) would the huslter be liable for child support?

Damn, that was poetic.

sniff…

Strange but compelling. I’m dying to see how it all plays out. Wouldn’t it be weird if Iron Mike (prescient nickname :wink: ) made it work out?