Mike Tyson is going to work as a gigolo at a brothel for women run by Heidi Fleiss in Nevada.
Was it Mark Twain who said the difference between fiction and reality was that fiction has to be believable? I think he was right.
Here is the employment application form, in case you are interested.
Words fail me. Well, words that I would feel comfortable posting, anyway.
Darn. He was at my mall today, but left before I came in to work. I would have asked him about this…really, I would have!
I think Michael Jackson should apply…of course, he wouldn’t be working at the stud farm, just next door at the petting zoo.
And why would any woman pay to be with Mike Tyson? From what I have heard from women in Las Vegas, all you have to do is be within 10 feet of him in any nightclub in Las Vegas and he will hit on you for free.
So who else signed up their best friend as a prank? What, none of you? Hell, I even attached his picture!
Ok, I didn’t. But I did get the urge.
Even if I were a girl, I think I’d be like, Thanks, I like my ears where they are.
I heard he wanted to start boxing women. WT everlovin’ F. He’s one fucked up guy.
This does not come as a surprise since I am almost positive he has made remarks about entering pornography in the past.
He’ll fuck you until you love him.
What if you love him before the fucking?
Do you still get pummeled by his boxing glove of love?
I cannot think of one single male I’d less like to fuck. Even Dick Cheney would come before Mike Tyson.
It angers me that this guy ended up as the butt of jokes. I watch his old fights on ESPN Classics and the guy was pure fury and poetry in the ring - one of the biggest talents to ever come along. But what a head case he turned out to be.
Really? He’s no spring chicken, but it’s good to know some men take care of themselves…
I don’t think so. My husband worries I’ll leave him for Salman Rushdie, but Mike Tyson - not on my list of “guys I’d go for if they were the last man on Earth and my vibrator ran out of batteries, my hands were in casts, and I couldn’t find a shower head on a hose.”
Dear Mike,
Please be advised that foreplay does not consist of a left hook. Further actions of this sort may result in disciplinary action up to and including termination.
This is the second time you’re been warned about this.
Heidi
Next on the list of every woman’s romantic dream . . . OJ.
Almost depressing, isn’t it?
So the chicken and the egg were lying in bed: the chicken rolls over huffily and snaps “well, that answers THAT question.”