To wit:
What a putrid piece of shit.
can’t argue with your sentiment, but gotta confess here, I am surprised that he knew and correctly used the word lascivious.
“Fornicate”? C’mon, who uses the word “fornicate” seriously?
Not only is he an ass and an oxygen bandit, he’s an idiot too.
Not that this is news.
…guess them Indiana prison GED classes served him well? 
and fornicate. and ‘fucking’ (assuming that’s what was bleeped out).
wait a second.
fornicate, fucking, lascivious…
he’s got himself a damned Thesaurus!!!
:eek:
Well, wring, you know the saying “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing”?
Certainly true in Ironhead Mike’s case. If the man had a brain, he’d play with it (apologies to Molly Ivins).
No doubt that Tyson’s a few cards short of a full deck – earlier in the week, CNN showed footage of the interview mentioned in the OP.
ISTR that he said he liked being in prison; perhaps he’ll find a way to go back.
If Jesus came back, I think he’d probably run and hide from the headache that is trying to figure out Mike Tyson.
I always get a kick out of Mike. He’s got the same sort of appeal that the WWF does…except the WWF is scripted.
Frightening.
My understanding is that Marilyn Vos-Savant lives in mortal fear of someone writing in to ask her to explain Mike Tyson. It’s whispered that her brain has threatened to divorce her if she agrees to try.
jayjay
That would be the Youth Center in Plainfield, Indiana, thank you very much. They do actually have quite the high school / career center inside, where the average age of the students is 35. They do some cool things, with auto shops and landscaping programs and such.
The agency I work for runs some cooperative programs with the Youth Center. My coworker and I had to go to the high school once, and were in a couple of classrooms with some of the inmates (with prison staff, never alone.) Since it’s a medium-security place, we weren’t feeling too bad, until she turned to me and said …
“You know, this is where Mike Tyson served his time.”
So, so true.
Really? I have to go write…umm…something that’s not a letter…
http://sportsbybrooks.com/tysonweed.html
This is an audio link of Mike Tyson saying that if he met Jesus, he is sure that Jesus and him would go out, smoke some weed, and get drunk. This guy is great. He should have a reality show about him like the Osbournes
I recall one psychiatrist describing Tyson as “socially inept.”
That’s like saying Mother Teresa was a nun. True, but incomplete.
It’s more accurate to say that Tyson is a socially and mentally retarded psychopath, and paranoia is his co-pilot. He really believes what he says, and his actions prove that.
You don’t have to be a mental health expert to see that. Just listen to the man.
Whatever the outcome of the fight, this man is headed for prison or a mental institution. He’s a walking time bomb. And he will go off. Make no mistake about that.
Oh yeah…watch Mikey beat the crap out of his wife…
…watch Mikey rape random women…watch Mikey sling homophobic and racist comments at anyone in ear shot…watch Mikey grab women at nightclubs
It’d be a hoot. :rolleyes:
The only person more idiotic than Tyson is the skanky woman who willingly screws him.
And I’m sure there’s one somewhere.
Remember that girl he was convicted of raping?
The incredible COURAGE it must have taken her, it still blows me away. Tyson is an animal, and he will kill someone some day.
…and eat them.
The whole Tyson thing really pisses me off, because I actually really like boxing. He is a discredit to the human race, let alone a sport.
Frankly, I think it’s appalling that in order to keep a title, another fighter, be it Hollyfield, or Lewis or whomever, are mandated to fight this guy - he’s a freekin’ criminal, not to mention completely off his rocker. There should be a minimum standard of behaviour required - I think not biting your oponents should be precluded from the acceptable list.
Every fight that he participates in and gets paid for is a disservice to all the young men and women in the world that are currently training to become boxers, either for the Olympics, or professionally.
Imagine if he was in track and field - someone would wind up with a javelin through the head!
BAH!