Mila Kunis, Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive 2012

[GrandWino]

@BigT

Yeah, she looks sexy in those pics, but so do all well-bodied stars with the right lighting, angles, makeup, and photoshop. When you look at her normally, she has a rocking bod, but her face leaves a lot to be desired. When she was younger, her babyfat covered it up.

Sorta like Selena Gomez. Or quite a few other previous Disney Channel stars. It happens often to actors who were beautiful kids.

I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard.

[StusBlues]

Oh, if we’re factoring in personality here…

ETA: Then again, Vergara still wouldn’t be doing too shabbily.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@StusBlues

Oh, if we’re factoring in personality here…

A good example. I don’t know anything about Perrette’s personality and prefer to keep it that way, but while playing Abby on NCIS, she simply screams sexy.

ETA: Then again, Vergara still wouldn’t be doing too shabbily.

Is that the woman from Modern Family?

[Musicat]

@thelurkinghorror

What’s up with that third image? It looks like she has a Kindle stuffed in her panties.

That Kindle is for sale on eBay; make an offer!

[GovernmentMan]

Don’t find her all that attractive or sexy.

I can think of dozens of sexier celebrities.

[StusBlues]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Is that the woman from Modern Family?

Yes.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@GovernmentMan

Don’t find her all that attractive or sexy.

I can think of dozens of sexier celebrities.

I can think of thousands of sexier women. I can find dozens sexier at the mall. On a Tuesday. At noon.

[Yookeroo]

@August_West

Meh, her body looks like it belongs to a 12 year old boy, IMO. I prefer a curve or two.

You know some interesting 12 year old boys. I’ve never seen one with a body like this.

[thelurkinghorror]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Wait–are you saying that personality doesn’t matter to you? Because (while Ms. Kunis isn’t all that sexy to me, as I know little about her) to me personality is a prime component of sexiness. Appearance is in there as well, but personality is slightly more important.

What? No. It’s a big part of her attractiveness for me.

@Musicat

That Kindle is for sale on eBay; make an offer!

I think you gotta put in a disclaimer saying it was washed, or else eBay takes it down.

[VinylTurnip]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Ms. Kunis isn’t all that sexy to me, as I know little about her

I’m sure if you sent her a tweet saying you’d like to get to know her better so you could find her sexier, she’d be super stoked to help out.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@VinylTurnip

I’m sure if you sent her a tweet saying you’d like to get to know her better so you could find her sexier, she’d be super stoked to help out.

I don’t think I’ve ever sent a tweet. Athena willing I never shall. Why should I want to find a total stranger sexier?

[Chronos]

I won’t say she’s not sexy (she’s certainly in the high 90s percentile, among the population as a whole), she’s far from the sexiest woman alive. Just for starters, the page the OP linked to has a link at the bottom to Christina Hendricks, who is sexier. And who I’m also not claiming is the sexiest woman alive, just a better approximation than Ms. Kunis. Off the top of my head, the top contenders would probably be Helena Bonham Carter, Scarlett Johansson, and Kiera Knightly (who, yes, I’m quite aware is rather deficient in curves).

[polar_bear]

I just happen to be watching ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ right now…and yeah, I can see it. The character she plays may be helping as well ;). Of course there are a whole lot of sexy women, but she is definitely one of them. Also she has both blue and brown eyes, it’s like two girls at once…

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Chronos

I won’t say she’s not sexy (she’s certainly in the high 90s percentile, among the population as a whole), she’s far from the sexiest woman alive. Just for starters, the page the OP linked to has a link at the bottom to Christina Hendricks, who is sexier. And who I’m also not claiming is the sexiest woman alive, just a better approximation than Ms. Kunis. Off the top of my head, the top contenders would probably be Helena Bonham Carter, Scarlett Johansson, and Kiera Knightly (who, yes, I’m quite aware is rather deficient in curves).

I am sure you did not intend to imply that any of those were more comely than Kate Winslet. It was probably an oversight caused by lack of caffeine. Drink some coffee.

[pulykamell]

@Chronos

I won’t say she’s not sexy (she’s certainly in the high 90s percentile, among the population as a whole), she’s far from the sexiest woman alive. Just for starters, the page the OP linked to has a link at the bottom to Christina Hendricks, who is sexier. And who I’m also not claiming is the sexiest woman alive, just a better approximation than Ms. Kunis. Off the top of my head, the top contenders would probably be Helena Bonham Carter, Scarlett Johansson, and Kiera Knightly (who, yes, I’m quite aware is rather deficient in curves).

Nah, I’ll take Mila over all of those.

[Chronos]

I am sure you did not intend to imply that any of those were more comely than Kate Winslet. It was probably an oversight caused by lack of caffeine. Drink some coffee.

Like I said, it was just off the top of my head. Kate Winslet is definitely a serious contender, too: I just haven’t seen her in anything recently, so she wasn’t in the forefront of my mind.

[GuanoLad]

Mila Kunis is okay I guess.

Not sure who I’d prefer, I’d have to look at the short list.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@GuanoLad

Mila Kunis is okay I guess.

Not sure who I’d prefer, I’d have to look at the short list.

What, you don’t like tall chicks?

[GuanoLad]

Not sure who I’d prefer, I’d have to look at the average to tall list.

[GovernmentMan]

@Chronos

I won’t say she’s not sexy (she’s certainly in the high 90s percentile, among the population as a whole), she’s far from the sexiest woman alive. Just for starters, the page the OP linked to has a link at the bottom to Christina Hendricks, who is sexier. And who I’m also not claiming is the sexiest woman alive, just a better approximation than Ms. Kunis. Off the top of my head, the top contenders would probably be Helena Bonham Carter, Scarlett Johansson, and Kiera Knightly (who, yes, I’m quite aware is rather deficient in curves).

Helena Bonham Carter and Kiera Knightly are sexy?