Mila Kunis, Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive 2012

Link to a USA Today Story because I cannot get to Esquire

I am certainly not going to argue, I mean Sexiest woman alive is pretty subjective, but if you are going to set out to name someone she is certainly on the short list. If forced to make a choice I would go with Selma Hayek, but Mila Kunis will do in a pinch.

I approve of this decision.

Meh, her body looks like it belongs to a 12 year old boy, IMO. I prefer a curve or two.

You forgot to add…

“…was said by no person ever.”

Wrong century. She was sexy (barely) before 2000. Strangely, no one seemed to notice.

A lot of 12-year-old boys are wishing that her body belonged to them.

Salma.

But yeah, Mila works.

mmmmmmm

I don’t know; I never really liked her scrunched-up little face. She’s just kind of ordinary looking.

She is what I call “my dirty old man crush.” I think she is sexy as all heck - but I’m like twice her age.

I’d do her, if she was wearing glasses and a pink beanie.

For a certain subset of guys (Internet geeks), personality counts, and her looks are augmented by her smarts/nerdiness. Apparently there are girls on WoW. Natalie Portman is similar, except she has annoying hardcore veganism baggage.

I hope you’re talking about Salma there, or that’s a few kinds of wrong; well maybe depending on what state/country you live in. Also, the OP’s typo of “Selma” Hayek. That conjures an image that cannot be unseen.

Esquire pics here. Very nice looking lady. Not really a natural beauty. Note the last photo without makeup. But she looks great fixed up.

Doesn’t quite do it for me.

I don’t know; I lose a bit of respect for someone who hangs around with Ashton Kutcher even after she stops getting paid to.

Obviously (What are you, blind?), Patty is the sexy one of the pair. Selma, not so much.

Cute yes. Sexiest woman alive, no. Hard to say who is. I’ve given up my infatuation with Megan Fox, so I’ll have to dwell on this for a while.

Seriously?

She has an interesting look–a “non-standard beauty” if you will–but she’s nowhere near the sexiest woman alive. She is attractive, but would have a hard time making a living off of her looks alone.

I’ll take Sofia Veraga.

What’s up with that third image? It looks like she has a Kindle stuffed in her panties.

Oh yeah, Bactrian is way hotter than Dromedary. I tried to hit on her once but she wasn’t interested for some reason, though.

Yeah, she looks sexy in those pics, but so do all well-bodied stars with the right lighting, angles, makeup, and photoshop. When you look at her normally, she has a rocking bod, but her face leaves a lot to be desired. When she was younger, her babyfat covered it up.

Sorta like Selena Gomez. Or quite a few other previous Disney Channel stars. It happens often to actors who were beautiful kids.

Wait–are you saying that personality doesn’t matter to you? Because (while Ms. Kunis isn’t all that sexy to me, as I know little about her) to me personality is a prime component of sexiness. Appearance is in there as well, but personality is slightly more important.

As I wrote elsewhere on this board, Jamie Lee Curtis is not beautiful, but she remains sexy. Portman is both beautiful & sexy. Nicole Kidman is beautiful (or was a few years ago; I haven’t seen a photo or video of her in years) but not especially sexy.