Mila Kunis, Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive 2012

What’s funny is how it so perfectly blended into actual earnest posts stating basically the same thing.

God forbid.

Why not? What does “why” have to do with it? Or “want”?

Yeah. I was kinda thinking this.

I think I want to fuck you ironing board. Her ass is nothing like an ironing board. Nor a 12 year old boy.

Yeah, “except for her tits and ass, she looks exactly like a 12 year old boy”. But for her legs, her figure, her thighs, her belly…she’d look just like a boy!

Maybe you can say this about Keira Knightley and defend it (kinda sorta), but Mila Kunis? That’s insane.

Yes, because saying someone does not qualify as the sexiest woman in the world is saying you wouldn’t have sex with her.

This is Hollywood, not real life. A rockin’ bod is not enough.

And, while I personally consider personality when saying someone is sexy (hence why Abby Sciuto is sexy but Pauley Perrette is not), it’s not what the term means when used in magazines. It always means the most beautiful person in a sexual way.

I’m not into fat chicks.

I probably wouldn’t put Mila as #1, but definitely top 5. My #1 would be either Laura Vandervoort or Minka Kelly.

Neither am I. What does that have to do with the posts you quoted?

Oh, come on, Ellis Dee’s obviously one of those guys who enable anorexics.

Once the boys at Los Alamos and Fermi Lab hear about this, they’ll be crushed to learn that all their work into this scientific field has been for naught.

No argument here. my only problem with Mila is that any time she speaks, I can’t shake the visualization of Meg Griffin.

Yeaaahhhh, baby!

Esquire has a “Sexiest Physicists Alive” award? :dubious:

It’s rigged. Christmas Jones keeps winning it every year.

Not with those sharp knees I won’t!

That’s only evidence that she IS!

Wouldn’t Lisa Randall win? See entry #5 on this list of the 15 hottest female intellectuals…

“It’s 'Is she hot?’ Not ‘Would you do her?’ Respect the game.” -Kevin Malone, The Office

Wow!! I wish even one of my instructors/professors at college looked like one of those women. Especially #3 Cassandra Dawn.

Two words: Knee pads.