Mildest Bill...

[Syzygy]

*Originally posted by UncleBeer *
**

Oh, come on, UncleBeer! There’s no proof that he’s our lovable jackass WB until he opens up the foul-smelling orifice he calls a mouth.

I’m not saying it is our old friend. But do you honestly believe someone using that handle is going to make any attempt to be anything but a troll? I don’t and that’s why we’ll not allow someone to use that name. If this person wishes to become a legitimate member of this community, they’ll have to choose a different name. **

Ah, yes, of course. I hadn’t, erm, thought of that. :o

Don’t you hate it when you miss a staggeringly obvious point?

[UncleBeer]

Details. That’s why I’m paid the big bucks. Oh wait, I’m not, so let me offer up Mildewy Bill.

[GreatKingRat]

UncleBiil

[iampunha]

*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth *
New VagiBill. For delicate, feminine itching.

Did I ever tell you how beautiful you are?

Oh. My contribution.

Crabs Bill.

[Gaspode]

Obviously Disposa Bill.

[Xploder]

I’m kinda partial to Mr. Bill myself (woohoo kiddies!)

[Kamandi]

Biledist Will

[Guinastasia]

*Originally posted by mrblue92 *
**How about combinations?

Jack Dean Serlin’s Wildest Concrete

You get all the density of four cubic yards for the price of one! **

Steve, I love you.

[medstar]

Maybe I’m going out on a limb here, but gosh darn it, Wildest Bill amused me to no end. I lurked on this site for about six months before I registered, and I must admit that I kept an eye out for Wildest Bill’s latest submission. He was like the pimple on your back you couldn’t pop, the booger in your nostril that was wedged so firmly at the apex that you couldn’t blow or pick it out, the hangnail that wouldn’t give up . . . er, uh, what was my point again? Oh yeah, I considered Wildest Bill everything that dopers despise, but he always made me feel like a Rhodes scholar. JMHO.

[glee]

Unbelieva Bill

Unstoppa Bill

Improba Bill

Incomprehensi Bill

(I expect you’ve got the idea by now)

[MEBuckner]

As heresiarch said, these would of course be banned names.

[SterlingNorth]

I read it as Mideast Bill. So did some others.

Osama Bill Laden
Slick Billy
Lib-Bill-al

[BigGiantHead]

Or perhaps Middlest Bill? Bill of the Wild? Billet Doux?

And if we’re doin’ flavors:
Guacamole Bill! Double-fudge Chunk Bill! Head Cheese Bill (no, no relation), Parmesan Bill, English Toffee Bill, Hazelnut Bill, boy I think I’m getting hungry …

• Dave
  (not a Bill at all)

[dunne_u.wurrie]

Guileless Bill?

Mile-miss Bill?

Did anyone say Vilest Bill?

Styleless Bill?

Oh! Oh! Somebody stop me! I’m on fire!

[Little_Nemo]

Bill Who Is Wild, Very Wild, Maybe Even Extremely Wild, Certainly Wilder Than Most Other Posters, But By No Means, And This Is The Important Point, Wildest Bill

[mrblue92]

*Originally posted by purplebear *
Gee, thanks for making me spew diet coke all over the monitor!

[sup]You have no idea how much I needed that laugh. Thank you, very much.[/sup] **

You’re welcome. [sub]And you’re welcome.[/sub]

*Originally posted by Guinastasia *
Steve, I love you.

Ah, my work here is done.

:dons cape and flys off:

A voice booms out from the sky: “Post? No Bill.”

[Jonathan_Chance]

Wow! You sure gotta climb a lot of ignorance to get to the top of this message board. Say! I wonder who that sad little poster is?

<cue the music>
I’m Mildest Bill
But not Wildest Bill
And I’m posting here on your message board
</music>

[jesuslynch]

DependaBills

[screech-owl]

*Originally posted by BigGiantHead *
…Billet Doux?..

Er, perhaps Billet Deux?

[Trion]

From UncleBeer:

I’m not saying it is our old friend. But do you honestly believe someone using that handle is going to make any attempt to be anything but a troll?

Am I correct in guessing that the same can be said for anyone using the name troll314?