Bill Ding?
funny, I was just about to ask the SAME thing.
For the lover of cannabis and seasonally flooded wetlands–
Bill-a-bong.
For the truly jaded advertising exec–
Bill Bored
Or he could have his own equivalent of the SDMB and be Bill Board.
Or how about a huge and overeducated Bill Dungsroman?
If he never posted but always lurked, he’d be InvisiBill.
In an apocalyptic thread, he could be the Last Will and Testment.
If he were ingenious, maybe we would say that when there’s a Will, there’s a way.
SupposaBill
IgnoraBill
Bible-est Bill
Bye-Bill
SeethruBill
Silenced Bill