What’s a MILF?
Mom I’d Like to Fuck.
I believe the first time we saw this word was in the movie, “American Pie”. Anyone have an earlier reference? You have to admit… it’s kind of a funny word. And I’ve met a few MILFs in my day. 
To attract MILFs, you can use the oh-so-smooth line:
“Hey mother, want another?”
They love that.
Also, I first heard “MILF” when I lived on the Outer Banks in the summer of 1995. All the surfer kids that worked for me used it.
::glassy-eyed stare::
Ahhhh… the MILF. There’s just somethin’ about them, IMO.
[sub]I refer only to the single ones, of course…[/sub]
MILF is pretty old school. I first heard it in about 1986 when hanging out at the mall. (Hey, I was 14 and there was nothing else to do in my town…Gimme a break.) Anyway, my friend Dan saw this incredible mom pushing a stroller with an infant in it and introduced me to the MILF term. Dan also used the “Mother want another?” line, which caused me to nearly pee my pants in laughter.
Also known as a yummy mummy.
Definitely a good thing. I mean, it’s a staple of male hetero adolescence.
Do gay lads have DILFs, or do you get to escape this tackiness?
First heard it from a friend of mine who worked at a sporting arena, 'bout three years ago. The cameramen shooting the event/crowd would point out or put on the Jumbotron all the MILF’s they saw. Amy explained this to me as we watched the crowd shots displayed during a B-Ball game.
Funny thing is, Amy is definitely a MILF.
:::…furiously scouring memory banks to dredge up if anyone’s ever mumbled ‘mother want another’ in my direction…:::::
Never heard this term. Ears now open. 