My wife and I were watching an episode of Ramy (series on Hulu) and the term MILF came up. She asked me, “What’s a MILF?” So I told her. At that exact moment I realized I probably wasn’t supposed to know the answer.
The correct answer is “You!”.
Mrs. 74westy is a Mother I Like to Fuck.
I mean, it’s not exactly the most salacious knowledge. It could just mean you saw the movie American Pie.
Now if she asks you what ‘donkey punch’ means definitely feign ignorance.
Ok this is the perfect answer.
A 21 year old movie, FWIW.
Stifler’s mom is probably a GILF by now.
Well, now I just feel old.
Another 20 years, it’s be a FILS. Film I’d Like to See.
Jeeze, I knew what a milf was like 25 years ago. I’d think someone was pretty clueless if they didn’t know what it was by now. Like not knowing what 69 meant. It’s not like some obscure pornographic reference anymore.
I WILL say, however, when my wife explained to me what DTF meant, I was a bit perturbed that she knew that before me. So yeah, maybe it is best to feign ignorance.
My wife is a babe in the woods. I hope to God she never asks me what is playing the rusty trombone.
I’ve seen the term thot and I could tell from the context it was something sexual. But I didn’t really know what it meant until I googled it yesterday.
As long as we’re talking about the term, I’d like to do an informal survey of what a milf is.
Is it any woman who’s a mother? Or is it a woman who’s old enough to be your mother?
I’m old enough that there are plenty of women half my age who are mothers. It seems ridiculous for me to be calling them milfs.
I’ve honestly never heard that one and don’t know what it is, though I’ve got enough online experience (I’m a long time bachelor 
) to know what, for example, a camel toe is.
It’s for the best…
That’s when your camel breaks down and you call ACA, right?
Is it similar to pussy foot?
I honestly don’t know. And I don’t know if I want to know it 
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“20 MILFs, 50 eight-grade boys, no rules!”