Militants threaten doll with death

Militants apparently threatened the life of a a GI Joe

Here is the image;

Stupidest thing ever.

That’s hilarious. When you pull his string, does he apologize for crimes against the Iraqi people?

Beat me to it, Ryan.
If we can’t protect our military action figures, maybe the terrorists have won.

I only pray they don’t capture Barbie.

Because then they’d begin stealing our shrimp.

Seriously, it’s pretty damned sad when terrorists try ideas not even Fark would try to pass off as `news’. For values of sad that approach hilarious, that is.

I admire a soldier who can keep his uniform clean and his skin so nice and shiny under such trying circumstances.

After all the shameful conduct by the puppets in Team America: World Police, acts of retalitation such as these became sadly inevitable.

At least he can’t get into too much trouble in prison over there.

You know, not anatomically correct and all.

Oh I don’t know about that. I’m bracing for the inevitable photos where this brave soldier doll is in sexually explicit poses with a Ken doll.

I thnk it’s more retarded that CNN , Fox, and other idiots thought it was legit for alf the day yesterday. Someone on fark found the picture of the doll in the box and mailed it out to the media outlets.

I’m trying to picture the guy offscreen holding a little tiny plastic rifle between thumb and forefinger. D’you suppose he was able to keep a straight face?

So the consensus is that the militants hoaxed this? I just kinda assumed that someone had hacked their website.

Who knew islamic militants could be so cheeky? I mean, we all knew the media was pretty dim. I just never thought the terrorists would go Punk’d on us.

or if you want to go another route, Cobra Commander has hit a new low.

I don’t care what you do with Roadblock. We’ll never give you the money to build your death ray space station!! :mad:

Oh my Odin! My daughter decapitated her Barbie dolls. Is she an Al Queda minion?!

Anyway . The Danish Television ate it raw. They’re now busy editing yesterday’s news articles.

You take a guy hostage and you leave his ammo vest on him?
I once, accidentally broke my next door neighbor’s GI Joe.

So he got to kill my Joe.

It was only fair.

Well i suppose it’s easier than trying to capture a REAL soldier. That was hilarious either way.

And yeah Zebra I too was wondering how you ‘capture’ someone, and leave his LBV on.

I heard they were threatening him with firecrackers and a magnifying glass.

http://techcentralstation.com/020205F.html

As long as she wears her hot pink burqa, I think she’ll be fine. :wink: