The terrorists are threatening to behead...a DOLL!

Link.

I would submit they’re getting desperate.

It remains to be seen if someone hacked into their website.

Yes, it appears to be a GI Joe figure and Fark reported that AP Released a photo of the “captured American”.

First link “hostage” second link “doll in package”.

Looks to be like some kind of hoax. It’s not clear which news outlets actually fell for it (or if AP really did release the photo.)

I know that CNN, Drudge, & FOX fell for it. Remember the days when people actually verified things before it hit the masses?

…before they

Yo Joe! :d :d :d

Sweet Jesus.

Barbie dolls across the world unite in protest, and battalions of Kens gear up and prepare for war.

Little green and tan plastic Army men head toward their armories to draw weapons.

And the War of the Plastic Worlds has begun.

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They’re getting desperate, aren’t they?

Well, it looks like AIM news carried the original false, story (and now has a retraction), so did MSNBC, and CNN had an “unconfirmed report” (Unconfirmed? No shit! Look at the doll!!!)

Cobra Recruiting Poster

You know, knowing is half the battle.

I almost forgot.

:stuck_out_tongue:

This just in! Elite US soldier killed by 4 year old boy with Humvee!

No confirmation from the Pentagon as of yet. Stay tuned.

It looks like they used the gun from the package and built a banner to scale.

Well, at least the terrorists are busy building models and playing with dolls and not arming more disabled children as suicide bombers.

And now, for something completely different…

But what if he runs against this guy?

http://www.cthulhu.org/

I knew Cobra was up to no good. Furthermore, I think Cobra Commander’s giant rocket will turn Cthulhu into an obediant predatory cat.

Anyone want to start a pool on when this photo will become the basis of a Fark Photoshop contest?

Next time anybody says ‘terrorism isn’t funny,’ just remember this.