Milk that takes the hair off your chest.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Fer crying out loud.

I was holding my birth control pill in one hand, decided I needed some milk to wash it down, poured myself a small glass, went to screw the cap back on the milk… and managed to drop the pill into the 1/4 full gallon. Oops. :smack:

So should I wait until my husband gets cranky and starts growing breasts before I tell him why his morning cereal crushes his libido? :smiley:
[sub]Oh, fine, I dumped it out. But it would have been fun. Or not. I suppose if he grew breasts he’d never leave the house. Look at me, I don’t. [/sub]

2

You know, just reading the thread title, I thought, “boy, aren’t those thousands of people who have been waxing and using Nair going to be pissed!”

3

It’s because of gems like this that I keep coming to SDMB. :smiley:

Is somebody writing these down to keep a permanent record? It’s literary gold!

4

I came in to inquire as to why Anastaseon has chest hair…I feel better now.