Where did that come from? WHY IS IT THERE?? OMFG, THERE IS A CENTIMETER LONG HAIR GROWING OUT OF MY LEFT PEC!!! GOOD LORD!!! I just don’t believe it! I am not some ape, man or apeman!
Do I have any options regarding this other than pondering it and going, “BLECCH!”? Does it involve small scale nuclear war?! VATS OF ACID? Should I stop being a colossal wuss and just go pluck it from my tender bosom?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DOING GROWING ON MY PORTIONS?! ARRRRGHH!! ITS HORRENDOUSLY GROSS!