Wtf -- Chest Hair?

Where did that come from? WHY IS IT THERE?? OMFG, THERE IS A CENTIMETER LONG HAIR GROWING OUT OF MY LEFT PEC!!! GOOD LORD!!! I just don’t believe it! I am not some ape, man or apeman!

Do I have any options regarding this other than pondering it and going, “BLECCH!”? Does it involve small scale nuclear war?! VATS OF ACID? Should I stop being a colossal wuss and just go pluck it from my tender bosom?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DOING GROWING ON MY PORTIONS?! ARRRRGHH!! ITS HORRENDOUSLY GROSS!

Mayor McCheese gives this post the key to McDonaldsland!

You can have some of my chest hair if you want. I’ll even toss in some back hair, armpit hair, and butthair, at no additional cost!

But wait, there’s more! I’ll even toss in a tube a glue so you can impress your friends with your permanant new fur coat!

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Oh look who’s back with a sock :stuck_out_tongue:

Pluck it you plucking plucker.

Or hang a Xmas bauble off it and call it body art.

Cheers, Bippy

I have always found fire to be an effective means of removing unwanted body hair. Of course, it hurts like the devil while waiting for the skins grafts, but no pain, no gain.

Congrats! Your other testicle finally descended and the testosterone is able to doing it’s job at last. Soon you’ll be packing the muscle on and your voice will change from that lovely soprano to a deeper more resonant bass. Enjoy that new rug! Once it’s fully grown in you can run your fingers through the garden and weed out the weaklings.

No no my silly Q.E.D. Homey the clown has the sock Not Mayor McCheese.

::cough cough::

astro, ISTR that glarGH does not own a pair … unless you are talking about her husband when you refer to her “other testicle”…:wink:

I found this sentence highly hilarious.:slight_smile:

Just wait 'till your areolas are defined by them. It’s like the ring of fire, except hairier.

Darn, I was trying to find statistics on nipple hair. I recally a poll by The Spark or some other website that had a percentage of people who reported it, but the best I can find is an expert opinion.

Ha-hah! GlarGH’s chest is hairier than mine!

Uh, waitaminute…

What are you worried about? Look how many chicks Magnum got.

You know, I don’t think the Fry Guys have individual names, nor have they speaking parts, so there aren’t many socks in that drawer.

mmmmmmm…Wolverine…mmmmmmm…

The Fry Guys may not have names, but they do have lines. Lines about fries. Remember also that there are six McNuggets all of whom have speaking parts. Settle in for the long haul.

Ah, yes, the joys of aging. Wait until you start to grow 'em on your shoulders…

I can relate. I have one single dark hair that grows in between my boobies from time to time.

Just one. Not thick and wiry or anything, just darker than the rest of the peach fuzz.

Kind of annoying. I blame it on my Italian father.

What was you Italian father doing between your boobies from time to time?

Yknow what would crack me up here…
If glarGH turned out to be a chick.