I, The Deadliest of all Deadly nightlights, am growing a beard. This is not a new deveolpment- as I have been growing one for about a year. At first I never noticed it, until I was at walmart one day and a child pointed it out. I asked my then husband If he noticed it, and indeed he did, but didn’t want to say anything.
I have PCOS- and one of the symptoms is growing hair in places it should not be, or being hirsute in general- So I am not too surprised.
Everyday It is me versus the beard- I am afraid for anyone to touch my face lest they be stabbed by my very un-chick-ly stubble.
I have to shave everyday like a man. There is a good point though, I can give a mean stubble burn when I am threatened. Also being a black female, I am discovering I have a new kinship with black males. Those fucking shaving bumps! What the fuck are they anyway? They are like little lumps of Eeeee-veeeel waiting for me to slice the tops off of them with my razor.
I, as a chick, am very offended by the presence of this nasty ass facial hair- So I here by order every single hair on my chin off of my body. They all have to sundown to relocate somewhere new- like my ass or someother place that no one is seeing anytime soon, anywhere at all except for this “treasure trail” thing I seem to be developing. WTF is this shit? Did all of the sudden my body say “Gee golly whilikers- lets just start growing hair everywhere?”
I have tried other methods of removal, and my hairs laugh at me.
NADS ouch, didn’t work and ouch
Tweezing ouch, formed dark spots on my face,ouch
Body sugaring works everywhere but on my face
Nair words to the wise-never use nair anywhere near skin on your face- especially skin that is sunburned(of course I had nevr had a sunburn before so I thought I was a little dry)ouch OUCH
The only thing that works at all is shaving-very un-chick-ly indeed
So in conclusion, if there are any dopers out there who need any extra hair, I will mail it to you for free. And then if someone could direct me to a place where I can mail my double chin and fat ass to, all would be right in my world.