…everything, apparently. 
Millennials are ruining our way of life! 
Millennials killed my lawn.
Wait a minute!!!
I am still of a boomer generation and I am not done screwing up the planet yet.
You just hold your horses for a bit.
An entertaining and informative video here about millenials in the workforce.
Millennials are the worst and need to be deported.
What did they do to Brunch? 
I hope that was sarcasm. The entire premise is faulty. Millennials aren’t entitled. the entire concept is just the usual disdain the older generation has for the younger generation because they are different. The entire concept of “entitlement” is just a way to belittle people, because literally everyone feels they are entitled to things.
Just because he copied millennials by drawing on a markerboard for a video doesn’t mean he has some special knowledge. You know, those millennials who actually had more entrepreneurial spirit than he does.
BigT, sometimes you just gotta see the humor in a post.
A millenniäl bit my sister.
What I like about millennial punching articles is how they think millennials aren’t obedient consumers because of some hipster, quasi-socialist aesthetic instead of late stage capitalism playing itself out. Maybe more tax cuts for the rich will save the day.
it’s been repeated so often that it ceased being funny a long time ago.
I’m honestly sick and tired of people bitching about millennials, not least because the people bitching about them are the people who raised them. You have a problem with millennials? Look in a mirror to understand why.
hell, if I wanted to turn it around and make a sweeping generalization about an entire generation, I’d say this is nothing more than Boomers doing what they do best- trying to find someone else to blame for their own screw-ups.
I think out of all the things I ruined, brunch was my favorite.
Promiscuous millennials are killing McDonald’s, yet millenials aren’t having sex? Hm.
But seriously, I’d like to see that first article. What does promiscuity have to do with McDonald’s?
Even funnier is the one that asks the question: “Why are millennials killing their bosses?” Wait, what?!
Google is right on top of it. Just google that headline, exactly as is, and find pages of hits! Quite possibly, this strategy might work for most or all of those headlines!
Maybe some of those things millennials killed are in improvement upon society. Focus Groups? Dinner dates? Their bosses? The oil industry? Golf? Some things society might just be better off without!
Looks like they still have work to do with wine corks.
It’s based off of this quote from a McDonald’s exec:
To quote They Might Be Giants, “youth culture killed my dog”.
Millennials killed the radio star
Several months ago on the city-data politics forum someone literally came up with the thread title, Are millenials the American version of Isis? after hearing Yale renamed of one of their buildings that had been named after John Calhoun.
You know, they’re only killing everything to get attention. Give 'em all a participation trophy and they’ll calm the fuck down.