Boomer Brain

#NotAllBoomers

but!

Way too many of them:

Get out of the way or into the ground.

Choose one.

Never in history has anyone who has benefited so much given so little, all the while whining as their whims are catered to.

The people who fought and suffered for the privileges you have enjoyed and continue to enjoy would be absolutely disgusted by the generational ladder-pulling exercise you’ve managed.

Oooo, cool!

Next, do: 'the ____ race gets way too much good stuff, them with their ____ and their _____; they need to _____'!!! That’s always a good one for getting people all riled up and hating each other!

Are you saying that being an obtuse Boomer is in some way like being assigned or identifying with a racial category ?

If so: very Boomer thing to do.

Just a total lack of self-awareness or empathy.

Global scourge.

Oh, then do "If _______s want all these rights then I should have the right to talk about _______ behind their backs!
(Fückin’ ______s, amiright?)

Or, y’know, fuck off. We brought y’all into this world and maybe we’ll just take you all out too.

I can’t tell if this board is more Boomer or late X’er and I don’t even believe in the concept of generations but I do believe that the TV-rotted elderly have left a smoking ruin that they have no intention of tending to, and that they are largely in a race to extract whatever remaining resources are available before they finally (fucking finally) die.

I’m probably a Kremlin plant, though.

I love caricatures! The oversized hats and exaggerated features; it’s just great fun.

Badly drawn ones are just wretched though.

I give the OP’s rant a 2 out of 10.

Needs context, specifics, and some colorful swears.

What will you tell the generation for who you are a ‘boomer’?

CMC fnord!

No fucking shit, dude.

Look outside.

Get off the internet and go do something about it if you don’t like it. Some of us have been dealing with this shit and being roundly mocked and castigated and jailed for it for like decades. What have you done?

I dunno, let me enjoy access to social programs or sustained prosperity and then go out of my way to destroy both of those things and I’ll get back to you.

As it stands, I’d imagine the coming generations’ suicidal ideation will be roughly on par with mine but perhaps less personal, since I don’t imagine anyone’s bothering to raise a child with some idea that this is a world that rewards effort or justice or fairness or anything other than loud and belligerent domination by moronic intergenerational wealth cases.

You’ve Jitterbugged 6000 posts into this motherfucker and you want to make assumptions about anyone?

What have you been mocked, castigated, and jailed for?

And if that’s what you’ve actually done, then why would you think I were talking to you in the first place?

Oh, it’s because you’re generationally predisposed to the least interesting protagonist syndrome case of all time. Just a whole gang of cretins who never learned that shit isn’t about them. Gerentological teenaged solipsist death freaks.

Hydrangeas

Considering your posting history, I’d be surprised if you weren’t.

I’m sure you think you’re making cogent points here . . . but I fear the rest of us would tear your ‘details’ to shreds, and so should you.
Thanks for keeping it vague!

CMC fnord!

I was born in this shithole and went to all the shitty schools that (presumably, if you opened this) your generation defunded, and didn’t go to all the colleges that you didn’t bother to fund, and I’ve now had the exciting opportunity to eat a couple enormous recessions and absorb the cost of multiple wars you started while footing the bill for the whole god damned thing.

Do you think this means anything? Like, does this resolve to explicable language for you? This reads like a Trump tweet with minor hesitation on the capital letters.

“the rest of us”

Fuck you.

Stupidest, proudest people.

You’ve left a world of shit for your children and their children (who will make the wise decision to discontinue the exercise after conceiving of you in roughly the way that Nazis or slavers are currently understood).

Oops! We Let Mee-Maw On the Internet and It Turns Out Her Primary Interests Are Ethno-Fascism and Punishment!

And thanks to you we don’t feel bad about it at all.

So, we can just expect more ‘WHARRGARBL’ and nothing to sink our teeth into then?

CMC fnord!