I can’t remember having said anything nice. Put me back on at once!
And you still haven’t given me my “foreigner” asterisk. What do I have to do to deserve it?
Woohoo!!! I made it on a list!! Somebody noticed me!!!
Dude, you are such a freak!
Whoops, forgot to comment on this before, even though the only hilarious aspect of Milum is exactly this: a politically confused 15-year-old pretending to be an adult… and he thinks he’s fooling us.
I think you just took me off the list because I was proud to be there. I sure as fuck didn’t send you any apology for whatever grievance you’ve imagined.
possum stalker,
That’s quite a fortune cookie. my fave is where he says,
"Left and right, Liberal and Conservative, seem to be trans-cultural labels that effectively identify two distinct postures of political belief systems. "
I wonder to whom this seems to be. Just little mil-mil I suppose.
Quoth Milum’s profile:
Perhaps he’s released his email address to all the lefties via Fox News ?
Kick some slang out, jjimm. Throw in a guv’neh or two every once in a while. :dubious:
I might add that I am somewhat conflicted: at first peppered with disdain, then liberally salted with praise for my sensible and polite debating style. In truth, 'tis his seasonings I suspect the most.
I’m sorry, sir, we’re going to need to see some identification.
A Man for All Seasonings
Tips hat Cor blimey you’re a gemmun and a toff, make no mistake. Bollocks loo fanny bum and arse.
Is it working?
I’m wondering if I may have found our milum - this guy says he’s in Kansas, but he could be lying. He’s got some interesting ideas.
(As an aside, what in the name of holy living fuck do people like this think they’re doing advertising web design? Is there a market for this kind of visual ebola?)
If he is advertising web design, that is a hoot. That “visual ebola” is a standard theme (basically a template) that comes with the overly-simplified Microsoft Front Page 2000. I never would have imagined that someone who actually choose one of those, especially that one. 
Aaaagh! Embedded MIDI! Die, die, die!
London_Callings first rule of the Internet; the more extensive is the personal web site, the more likely is it the owner will appear a plonker.
I don’t think that’s our Milum, though.
Theres no such word as “plonker”! You’re making shit up!
It’s an acronym.
I’m making shit up, sayeth the man from Nipples, Michigan!
BTW, there is a study that just came out a few weeks back- God knows I’ve tried to find it on the web- discussing political identity as a function of one’s ideal home/family structure. Democrats/Liberals picture an ideal family as a nurturing, laise-faire kind of deal. Conservatives/Republicans fantasize about the strong authority figure with a sink-or-swim, shape-up-or-ship-out approach.
Eerie, but Milum’s Rorschach post about “tran-cultural labels” may be a retarded version of that theory, viewed through his weird sexist lens. That’s why he calls those who oppose him “children”- in his mind, he is the God-given, righteous authority figure at the head of the political family.
That, or he’s a flat-head dipshit who overdosed on kippered beefsteak. It’s a toss-up, really.
Actually, I suspect that the acronym is folk etymology and I really doubt the definition given. More likely is that plonker comes from the verb (or interjection) “plonk” meaning to use filters on one’s mail software when reading a newsgroup to hide any submissions from another poster. (Or to use the “Ignore” feature in vB or UBB for the same purpose.) While I have not yet found a satisfactory citation to support me, my guess is that “plonk” is taken from old target shooting slang in which one “plonked” tin cans for fun and training.
[ quibble ] Milum would, in this instance, be the plonkee, not the plonker. [ /quibble ]
And while I am into nitpicks,
the abbreviation MN indicates Minnesota. Michigan is represented by the postal code MI. (The confusion is understandable. The Post Office blew it when they chose those abbreviations. While MN is understandable as Minnesota, Michigan would have been better served by MC. The MC code has long been used for licensing small craft on Michigan waters and avoiding MI would have prevented people from confusing MIchigan with Minnesota, Mississippi, and Missouri.
Funny, I though he was making a two-brain cell attempt to imply that lib-rul’s are pussies while he has an enormous penis (inferiority complex and all that). Guess it amounts to about the same thing. 
Well thanks, tom. Nipples, Minnesota it is. I wonder if the town perks up in those harsh northern winters ? I still say he’s making it up.
As for ‘plonker’. I only know it as Sarf Lunnon slang, and not none of that rhyming slang neiver. 'round these parts it means someone for whom the term ‘wanker’ is too harsh, and who is also a little clumsy or naive.
Plonker also appears in Oz slang, though I suspect it’s originally British.
“Ya great plonker” = “Ya great wally”
Just imagine it as being said by Hagrid.