Mini-rants about other people on this board

What I hate is when posters have a lot of carriage returns in their post.

Like this.

And shit.

You

rang?

:stuck_out_tongue:

You know who else hated carriage returns? Hint: He didn’t put people in happy camps!

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:stuck_out_tongue: It’s really ok Mr Pot. I don’t mind if you are eying my kettle…

-XT

Just found this thread! Does this mean that I’ve finally been pitted? It’s an honor, really. Unfortunately all the good responses have been taken so I’ll just steal 'em.

I figured you would say something like that. :rolleyes:

:wink:

Okay, in all honesty: did anyone else figure this thread would be going in the other direction?

Besides you, pedescribe. :slight_smile:

I asked a straightforward question in IMHO, and suddenly all sorts of people are offering me unsolicited advice.

Some of the advice is spot-on too. Tanj.

“Finally”?!? My God, you’ve only been here a month! It took me nine years to get Pitted! And even then it was a lame Pitting. {Wanders off grumbling about youngsters these days.}

If it makes you feel better- my pitting was the worst pitting ever.

Yeah, this was pretty lame. Maybe next time.

Can I get a link to yours? I’m curious who had beef with you and for what.

Yes, I just linked to this thread in this thread.

Sure - (sung to the tune of Denis Leary’s “Asshole”) I’m a racist, yo-yo-yo-ee-yo.

Oh, lookit all the new Perry Bible Fellowship strips!

I wish I could read them all, but I am busy sending people who post truly lame and wussy pittings to death I mean happy camps.

You never did apologize for your slight against the Aboriginal peoples. You fucking racist. Be glad there’s no room in my Death Camp for you.

Unfortunately, there is always new room in a Death Camp…

-XT

Anyone eying your kettle is very likely just marvelling at the physics of how you fit your own head up through your anus. Ehe?

Why on Earth should she apologise? Even if she was actually racist (and I don’t believe she is) then it’s not like saying “Gee, I’m sorry I said something politically incorrect and unpopular” is going to make anyone say “That’s OK, it’s forgotten now. Have a kitten!”

There’s also the possibility that she’s actually not sorry and therefore feels she has nothing to apologise for, too.

Come on. He’s joking.

Bah. Stupid lack of visual cues and tones of voice on the internet… :stuck_out_tongue: