Mini-rants about other people on this board

[Shot_From_Guns]

I got all excited to put this thread on watch for hot hot drama action, but then I saw the OP. What the fuck?

Also, chalk me up as another person who thought of the PBF strip.

[Bosstone]

In the spirit of the thread title:

ivn, shut the fuck up. I know you won’t listen or care aside from telling me exactly how weak this is, but Christ on a pogo stick crutch, just shut up.

[AClockworkMelon]

@tomndebb

Well, it was one of the 837 worst pittings ever, but only if we have already excluded the corny faux pittings, then it is one of 1,396.

Well it’ll always have a special place in my heart.

[Cat_Whisperer]

You always remember your first.

[AClockworkMelon]

@Cat_Whisperer

You always remember your first.

Says you! Pft, you might as well be a pit virgin!

[gonzomax]

@xtisme

Why not just pit the guy in the normal way? Why the ‘mini-rants’ thingy?

Ah well. My ‘mini-rant’ about another board member (doesn’t deserve it’s own pit thread, since it’s been done once or twice before) would simply be that gonzomax is still an idiot. I suppose it’s not really a big surprise that he didn’t improve any after his month off for bad behavior.

Gonzomax…still an idiot. Sun…still rising in the east, still lit (at least as far as 8 minutes ago). Water…still wet. Horses…still being beaten to death…

-XT

You will never grow up. That is so sad. I worry about you.

[Autolycus]

@Cat_Whisperer

Aw, c’mon - can’t you squeeze one more in?

That’s what she said.

[Shot_From_Guns]

@Cat_Whisperer

You always remember your first.

Unless you were really, *really *loaded.

[The_Tao_s_Revenge]

Attention folks:

ehe?
That is all.

[alindallas]

@AClockworkMelon

All your threads are belong to us now.

Yeh, this one cracked me up.

BTW: Shouldn’t someone write a language manual which lists all the things you are not allowed to say? :dubious:

Also, how many carriage returns can I use before it is considered impolite?

[Autolycus]

That ClockworkMelon is an asshole.

[AClockworkMelon]

Totally. What a fucking bastard he is.

[kidneyfailure]

I like AClockworkMelon, but I think this thread is a good idea.

even sven and curtis lemay annoy the shit out of me. Argent Towers was a dumbass sometimes. Mean Old Lady unfairly but hilariously mocked my taste in alcoholic drinks once. tumbleddown acted like a fucking idiot in that “dogs wearing clothing” thread. Cesario was a fucking sleazebag.

:::whew::: I feel much better now.

[Gyrate]

@kidneyfailure

even sven and curtis lemay annoy the shit out of me.

After he’s posted some 1960s-era “American ascendancy” nonsense I often have the urge to pat Curtis on the head and say “Awww…wookit da widdle paweoconservative! Who’s a cute widdle paweoconservative? YOU are! Yes you are! Good boy! Have a cookie.” It’s just so adorable.

[Knowed_Out]

This reminds me of the *Community *episode where the cool people get smack talk from the retarded people who think they’re cooler than the cool people. So then the cool people try to make the retarded people look stupid, but realize they get trapped in the “Winning the Special Olympics” conundrum. So they decide to act more retarded than the retarded people, and the retarded people have to re-establish their ubertardedness, and they mock each other for several hours in the cafeteria.

[AClockworkMelon]

@Knowed_Out

This reminds me of the *Community *episode where the cool people get smack talk from the retarded people who think they’re cooler than the cool people. So then the cool people try to make the retarded people look stupid, but realize they get trapped in the “Winning the Special Olympics” conundrum. So they decide to act more retarded than the retarded people, and the retarded people have to re-establish their ubertardedness, and they mock each other for several hours in the cafeteria.

Dude you watch Community? Lame.

[Cat_Whisperer]

I want to see that episode now.

[Nzinga_Seated]

@kidneyfailure

Mean Old Lady unfairly but hilariously mocked my taste in alcoholic drinks once.

Link to post, please?

[nikonikosuru]

@Knowed_Out

This reminds me of the *Community *episode where the cool people get smack talk from the retarded people who think they’re cooler than the cool people. So then the cool people try to make the retarded people look stupid, but realize they get trapped in the “Winning the Special Olympics” conundrum. So they decide to act more retarded than the retarded people, and the retarded people have to re-establish their ubertardedness, and they mock each other for several hours in the cafeteria.

I think you just summed up every single message board in existence.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@Knowed_Out

This reminds me of the *Community *episode where the cool people get smack talk from the retarded people who think they’re cooler than the cool people. So then the cool people try to make the retarded people look stupid, but realize they get trapped in the “Winning the Special Olympics” conundrum. So they decide to act more retarded than the retarded people, and the retarded people have to re-establish their ubertardedness, and they mock each other for several hours in the cafeteria.

You forgot “throwing food” and “eating boogers”.