“Say dere, Sven, is it cold enough for ya? Uff da!”
60 Above: Floridians wear coats, gloves,and woolly hats-Minnesota people sunbathe.
50 Above: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat-Minnesota people plant gardens.
40 Above: Italian Cars won’t start -Minnesota people drive with their windows down.
32 Above: Distilled water freezes-Lake Superior water gets thicker.
20 Above: Californians shiver uncontrollably-Minnesota people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
15 Above: New York Landlords finnally turn up the heat-Minnesota People put on a T-Shirt.
0 degrees: Californians fly to Mexico-Minnesotans teach Iowans how to play “Lick the flag pole.”
20 Below: People in Miami cease to exist. Minnesota People put on a sweat shirt.
40 Below: Hollywood disintegrates. Minnesotans put on a winter coat, and Girl Scouts start selling cookies door to door.
60 Below: Polars Bears are spotted near the Metrodome. Minnesota Boy Scouts cancel “Winter survival” classes until its gets cold enough.
80 Below: St Helen’s Freezes- Minnesotans rents some videos.
100 Below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole-Minnesota people get frustrated when they can’t thaw the “Keg”.
297 Below: Microbiological life survives in dairy products-Minnesota cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 Below: All atomic motion ceases. Minnesota people start saying “Sure Has Cooled Off”.
500 Below: “Hell freezes over----------The Minnesota Vikings win the SuperBowl!!!”
