::Hangs head in shame::
Sorry. Its true…
I’ll just sit in this corner quietly now and eat chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream…
i think thats probably best young lady.
Kids today have no shame!
Oi! You’re only about a week older than me. 
Besides, I have chocolate cake… And you have none.
Oh, and I have tickets to go and see Eddie Izzard at the NIA in December 
whats the NIA? some kind of secret government agency?
[sub]if so can you get me a job there. with a badge. and a gun. puh-lease…[/sub]
I’d tell you but then I’d have to shoot you 
Actually, its the National Indoor Arena, in Birmingham.