Minute Things to pit before dawn's light

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I pit the migraine that invaded my head yesterday, the first day of Vacation with the kidlets, leaving me in a pained state wishing for death and leaving my children freerange with the remote and frig. You bitch, you only just left me about 5am.
I pit the hole in the heel of my favorite wool socks. I don’t fucking feel like darning you. Damn you to hell!
Lastly, I pit munkey.com. I do not want you as my home page, you groundhogs rectum.

I need more caffeine.

2

You wanna damn them but you don’t want to darn them? Isn’t darning an intermediate step to damnation?

:cool: :smiley:

Yes, I know what darning is. I was a boy scout ya’ know!

3

Psst – Mr Bus Guy – I think you just got added to her list.

4

Damning socks is faster and easier than darning them, darn you, Mr. Bus Guy!

5

Maybe you could drat them instead.

6

Give them to the dog. Then they’d be dog-gone socks.

7

Definitely MPSIMS material.

Off it goes…