Minutes from the DC/Baltimore Dopefest

I see that a few of us visited the old thread top make our comments about last night, but I’m glad I took the initiative to start a new thread on the aftermath of the DC regional Doper’s gathering. This way, I hope to encourage a few more people to show up for the next one. I’m not getting on your case for that (not even ramesh, who posted in the thread “definitely count me in” :p)- I realize that plans fall through at the last minute & some of you were coming from far, far away.

Eleven of us showed up, right out in full view of the general public and in the middle of a restaurant no less: Jeff Olsen, me, Wendell Wagner, Triskadecamus, AWB (who showed up as AWB, not as AWB II), Falcon, John Corrado, RTFirefly, Lucretia, Wierddave and one more gentleman who’s name escapes me at the moment (that’ll teach you to be a lurker!). Noticeably absent were potential presidential candidates Al Gore & George Bush, choosing instead to fritter away their campaigning time in the Delaware primary.

We met at the Capitol City Brewing Company, which turned out to be a very strange name for a place that didn’t sell virtually every single brand of beer that we tried to order. I cut them a little slack on this, partly because I didn’t order any beer, but also because my entrée was ready in about 90 seconds. I don’t usually expect this level of service unless my food is being served to me in a styrofoam box, and even then I usually end up having to scrape the onions off. I arrived about 15 minutes early so I would have time to set out the snazzy little signs featuring a screen shot of the SDMB banner on our tables, only to find out that they didn’t have any actual tables for us. They had misplaced our reservation. After about 20 minutes, they pushed about six tables & 24 chairs together for us. This turned out to be more than twice the number of people who actually showed up, but we compensated for this by getting up from our initial seats and moving to new seats, thus insuring that every available place setting was properly soiled. This only annoyed our waiter, who was obviously up way past his bedtime.

The conversation went from trying to figure out which one of us was Formeragent, to trying to figure out which one of us was Newton’sApple. Fortunately, nobody showed up wearing multiple nametags. Weirddave brought up the topic of where we thought a nuclear war was most likely to be spawned, which I thought would make a good GD thread as soon as he unpacks all of his reference books. We then moved on to the future of space flight, which I think is already a thread somewhere. The opportunity was always there to click over to a different topic if you wanted to because there were usually two or three heated discussions going on at once. I am pleased to report that at no time did we discuss Art Bell or Doctor Laura.

The evening ended just after midnight, and I am proud to report that nobody in our group was forcibly ejected from the building.

Eleven!?! Well, there you have it, folks. A record regional SDMB fest.

Bravo!

Man, who knew I’d be relegated to “…and the rest, here on Gilligan’s Isle” category?

I was the unnamed other attendee. :slight_smile:

  • Rick

And no one told me? Not even an e-mail? With me on leave?

::Harumphing himself back to sleep::

For excessive smiley useage:
“Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and orphans! No more merciful beheadings!! And cancel Christmas!!!”

Just wanted to chime in as having had an super groovy time. It was really great to meet all of you, and being able to put some faces to names now is an added bonus.

Egads, I don’t know how I could have left you out, Bricker. Your voice is still booming around inside my skull. In light of this monumental embarrasment, I step down as the taker of the minutes for the Washington DC chapter of TSDMB. :o

Ooh, another scandal in Washington. Quelle suprise.

A splendid time was had by all - at least, I had a great time, and everyone else either did too, or were putting on one hell of an act. I listened more than usual - lots of great talkers in this group to listen to!

In addition to the other subjects mentioned, we agreed that one trait that SDMBers overwhelmingly share is that we’re a bunch of smartasses. And proud of it!

I think the ‘gentleman who’s name escapes me at the moment’ that opus mentioned was Lucretia’s friend, who genuinely is a lurker on the board. (Mystery lurker, please step forward and give your name - or at least let Lucretia remind us of it!) I know that means you were overlooked entirely, Bricker, but you seem resilient enough to recover from the slight.

We’ll have to do this again if and when Satan and Drain Bead stop by here, as is rumored. And we’ll have to email ChiefScott and GBS, as well, next time. :slight_smile:

I’m one of the no-shows :o sorry I missed it. So did anyone take pix and are you gonna post them?

I too had a great time. Can’t wait for the next one, hopefully closer to Baltimore-then I wont have to leave so early. See Y’all soon!


Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

Sycorax - I didn’t see any cameras in use the other night. Sorry!

Actually I brought my camera, but it sat on my seat back for most of the evening and by the time I remembered it, there were just three of us remaining. However, you can purchace a videocassette of the meeting you just read all about for $29.95…

I don’t think Tris shows up on film anyways.


Fools read Dear Abby, Simpletons read Anne Landers… it’s a fine line.

Closer to B’more is fine with me, but that means you’re going to coordinate it, Dave.


Fools read Dear Abby, Simpletons read Anne Landers… it’s a fine line.

Fine, but don’t make me take the minutes. I can’t even read my own handwriting


Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

The mysterious gentleman, who those of you who attended now know talks way more in real life than on this board, is my darling spouse, Keith, otherwise known as Bluesman.

As a result of the get-together, he resolved to start participating on the board, but in yet another example of the government conspiring to keep information from the masses, he is being sent on temporary duty for four months. He should have lots to talk about when he gets back, though.

Yeah, but did you talk about Satan?


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